THE REQUISITE UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATER
FOR: Cyclops. Left to his own devices, Scott Summers basically dresses like a six-year-old and has a long tradition of happily sporting really, really horrible sweaters; so you know he’ll at least get some use from it. (Plus, if he hates it, he’ll probably be too polite to say anything.)
WHAT HE’D PREFER: A world in which he’s functionally irrelevant.
BACKUP GIFT: Socks.