In case you need an additional reason not to masturbate with a cactus: apparently that’s how you get eye-killers. (Uncanny X-Men #222)
iKillers–new from Apple!
There’s a whole pile of Dine monsters that are born from women taking to self pleasure with elongated stones, animal horns, feathers, you know – as one does in the fourth world.
Also, word on the street is she skinned the cactus before masturbation – so there’s another lesson.
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