In case you need an additional reason not to masturbate with a cactus: apparently that’s how you get eye-killers. (Uncanny X-Men #222)


  1. LAndrew says:

    iKillers–new from Apple!

  2. em wilson says:

    There’s a whole pile of Dine monsters that are born from women taking to self pleasure with elongated stones, animal horns, feathers, you know – as one does in the fourth world.

    Also, word on the street is she skinned the cactus before masturbation – so there’s another lesson.

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