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As Mentioned in Episode 11 – Who Would Win in a Fight

June 22, 2014 Jay One comment

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Rachel and Miles of 2003, testing out early “Who Would Win in a Fight” hypotheses. Rachel hasn’t had long hair in years, but she still fights dirty.

Cycloptometry, from X-Factor #39.

Some of our favorite X-spinoffs.

That’s Rachel Summers, sending Kitty Pryde’s consciousness back in time in the original “Days of Future Past” comic. (X-Men #141)

Fun fact: the title of this podcast is roughly 90% Michael C. Maronna’s fault. (Photo courtesy of Will McRobb.)

Mystique and Destiny: CANONICAL AS FUCK. (Astonishing X-Men #51)

The Siege Perilous will body-swap you with a Japanese assassin, or send you to Australia, or whatever. Unless you’re Quentin Quire, anyway. (Uncanny X-Men #229)

Lee Forrester takes shit from nobody. (X-Men #143)

You can, in fact, judge this book by its cover. (Nightcrawler #1)

Would you buy logical causality from this man? YES. Yes, you would.

From That One Time Rachel Discovered Blingee and Spent Two Days Doing Nothing but Animating Starbursts on Longshot and Dazzler Covers.

Miles’s favorite superhero.

Just in case you were wondering what it looked like.

Paracyclophus, by Legitimus Maximus.

Janet K. Lee is the inventor of the Metawolverine, the most powerful creature in Canada.

Next week: The Dark Phoenix Saga!

Links and Further Reading: UncannyXMen.net

You Made Art!

June 19, 2014 Jay Leave a comment

Gaze on these at length, because they are amazing. You are amazing. Everything is amazing.

From David Wynne, Moses Magnum, P.I., all set to investigate the Mystery of Corsair's Mustache! — From David Wynne, Moses Magnum, P.I., all set to investigate the Mystery of Corsair’s Mustache!

From Justin Woo, here's vampire NeverNude Pterodactyl Sauron! — From Justin Woo, here’s vampire NeverNude Pterodactyl Sauron!

Tim Siltala sent us this grave cautionary image, exploring the possible ramifications of Shi'ar mustache technology. — Tim Siltala sent us this grave cautionary image, exploring the possible ramifications of Shi’ar mustache technology.

As Mentioned In Episode 10 – Not All Mandroids

June 15, 2014 Jay 9 comments

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Multiple Man’s powers essentiall make him a retcon elemental.

Punching pterosaurs is the gift that keeps on giving. (X-Men #114)

Best Worst Reveal (X-Men #114)

“Robes” (X-Men #114)

We really can’t fault Cyclops for giving up on trying to explain Sauron. (X-Men #115)

The final fight of X-Men #116 Dark City.

Remember when we didn’t know everything about Wolverine? (X-Men #118)

Sadly, this story is really low on Sunfire Sass. Misty Knight, however, is AWESOME. (X-Men #118)

Mandroids. (X-Men #118)

Moses Magnum, P.I. (X-Men #118)

Heist stories are the best stories. (X-Men #119)

That’s Mariko Yoshida. She’s going to be really important later. (X-Men #120)

And that’s why you always leave a note. (X-Men #118)

Spoiler: Nope. (X-Men #109)

Alpha Flight. (X-Men #120)

Vindicator is a thoughtful antagonist. (X-Men #120)

Not actually episode-relevant. We just think these panels are hilarious. (X-Men #120)

Wolverine, we are pretty sure the APA would not approve of your approach to therapy. (X-Men #122)

Don’t fuck with Storm. (X-Men #122)

Ugh, THIS guy. (X-Men #122)

Based on the graffiti, this apartment was previously occupied by the 1970s Marvel bullpen. (X-Men #122)

Cyclops comes to terms with dynamic storytelling. (X-Men #125)

This is an awesome reunion, and notable as one of the only times Cyclops has ever successfully completed a hug. (X-Men #125)

Well, that’s portentous. (X-Men #104)

Angus McWhirter has REALLY STRONG FEELINGS about hovercraft. (X-Men #119)

Moira MacTaggert does science in a superhero uniform, because, comic books. (X-Men #125)

Proteus’s secondary mutation is superhuman levels of creepiness. (X-Men #127)

Well, damn. (X-Men #128)

Miles is going on vacation soon, so this weekend, in addition to the regular episode, we’ll be pre-recording an ALL-QUESTION SPECTACULAR. Normally, we limit the questions we answer on the show to the X-Men, but this time (and this time only), anything’s game–from the comics, to the podcast, to the X-Perts ourselves. Stick your queries in the comments here or our Tumblr box, or tweet ’em to @RaeBeta with the hashtag #xplainthexmen!

As Mentioned in Episode 9 – Leprechaun Surprise Party

June 8, 2014 Jay 4 comments

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Cassandra Nova: The worst evil disembodied parasitic sister ever.

Cassidy Keep (X-Men #101)

Nightcrawler is just ridiculously charming. (X-Men #101)

I keep trying to think of a Monster in a Box joke to make about X-Men and vacations, but no matter where it goes, it’s not going to be in good taste. (X-Men #101)

Page 3 of Storm’s origin flashback. Can we talk about Dave Cockrum splash pages and how they are AWESOME? (X-Men #102)

After the “Cyclops Has a Good Day” sketchbook is full, Rachel’s going to move on to “Cyclops tells Professor X to go fuck himself.” (X-Men #102)

And then, Leprechauns. (X-Men #103)

Here, Nightcrawler. Have a new mutation. And also I guess some more Leprechauns, because, why not? (X-Men #103)

Even fake Charles Xavier is kind of a douche. (X-Men #103)

“We also know what you think about when you masturbate.” (X-Men #103)

The rad bromance of Cain Marko and Tom Cassidy. (X-Men #103)

“Whaddayamean, ‘roll diplomacy’? I put all my points into claw weapons!” (X-Men #104)

Secondary mutation: awesome villain speeches. (X-Men #104)

So, that happened. (X-Men #104)

Cockrum is REALLY into this layout. (X-Men #105)

Fun fact: Misty Knight is the only one of these characters alive in the modern Marvel universe. (X-Men #105)

Phoenix wants you heralds of Galactus off her damn lawn. (X-Men #105)

Shi’ar Trek. (X-Men #105)

AND THEN THINGS GOT AWESOME. (X-Men #107)

“While you guys were fighting the functionally omnipotent Superboy clone, I beat a guy up and stole his clothes.” Wolverine: Chaos gamer. (X-Men #107)

I’m not sure what he expects Captain America to do about this. (X-Men #107)

The Phoenix Force. (X-Men #108)

More majestic Phoenix action. (X-Men #108)

“I realized that I’d left some scenery unchewed, and that would NEVER do.” (X-Men #111)

Magneto is COMMITTED to the supervillain schtick. (X-Men #112)

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (X-Men #112)

Okay, then. (X-Men #113)

Next week on Rachel and Miles X-Plain the X-Men!

Our New OTP

June 5, 2014 Jay One comment

David Wynne, you are a gift to the universe. There are not adequate words in any language we know for how happy we are about this picture.

For those of you unfamiliar with the mustachio’d gentleman standing next to Everyone’s Favorite Bondage Viking(TM) Erik the Red, that’s Italian Porno Batman, from the 1982 film Bathman dal Pianeta Eros, which at this point is best known for its bewilderingly long sequences of the Caped Crusader riding a bicycle around the Italian countryside in full costume.

…No, seriously. (Link is totally work-and-kid-safe.)

As Mentioned in Episode 8 – What We Talk About When We Talk About Claremont

June 1, 2014 Jay 8 comments

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In a moment of clarity, Cyclops recognizes that the X-Men’s greatest enemy is, in fact, the guy writing the book. (X-Men #96)

Never change, Sunfire. (X-Men #94)

Check out that sweet Dave Cockrum training montage. (X-Men #94)

Welcome to the X-Men, Thunderbird! Hope you survive the… oh. (X-Men #95)

This panel isn’t all that plot-relevant. We just think Havok’s powers look super cool. (X-Men #97)

“There can’t be TWO bondage vikings running around the Marvel universe!” (X-Men #97)

Professor Xavier’s nightmares are AWESOME. (X-Men #97)

Steven Lang: Stable and upstanding member of society. (X-Men #96)

In the Silver Age, superhero romance was limited to soulful gazes and ongoing sexual harassment. (X-Men #98)

I don’t know why they all look so surprised. (X-Men #98)

Cyclops obliterating a Sentinel: never gets old. (X-Men #98)

As far as we can tell, he swam here. From the middle of the ocean. Dr. Peter Corbeau: Ph.D. Badassitude. (X-Men #98)

Those are actually Sentinels designed to look and act like the original X-Men, because, Steven Lang. Just run with it. (X-Men #99)

Oh, hey, it’s the first Fastball Special! (X-Men #100)

You know how we say Jean Grey is underrated? Jean Grey is freakin’ underrated. (X-Men #100)

Aw. man. This whole scene. (X-Men #100)

The (first) death of Jean Grey. (X-Men #100)

And then… (X-Men #101)

This page still gives us chills. (X-Men #101)

Next week: Leprechauns. We’re not even joking.

Links and further reading:

FanBros

Chris Claremont’s X-Men

Episode 05 – The Retcon That Walks Like a Man (Covering Giant-Size X-Men #1)

How Much Do We Love David Wynne? SO MUCH.

May 30, 2014 Jay Leave a comment

David continues his stint as official-unofficial X-Plain illustrator with a Very Serious X-Factor Cyclops!

(David is also a splendid human and a hella good cartoonist. Go read Spacescape!)

Rachel and Miles are on FanBros!

May 29, 2014 Miles 4 comments

DJ BenHaMeen and Tatiana King-Jones were kind enough to interview us on their awesome podcast, The FanBros Show! We talked about how we got into X-Men, our favorite characters and creators, mutants as a civil rights allegory, and, of course, Days of Future Past and the movie franchise in general.

Listen to the episode here, or check out FanBros on SoundCloud or iTunes!

As Mentioned in Episode 7 – Cyclops Has a Good Day

May 25, 2014 Jay 5 comments

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Proof that Miles does, in fact, have a Corsair costume.

I’m not sure there’s any scene from X-Men that’s been redrawn as frequently as this one. (Guardians of the Galaxy #12)

Corsair’s first appearance in X-Men #104

Look at these glorious weirdos. LOOK AT THEM. (X-Men #107)

Make good choices, Jean. (X-Men #107)

The best scene in X-Men, ever. (X-Men #114)

Sometimes Scott Summers is not the brightest crayon in the box. (X-Men #114)

Cyclops is the worst at hugs. (Uncanny X-Men #391)

Dude has a point. (Uncanny X-Men #391)

Reports of Corsair’s death have been somewhat exaggerated. (All-New X-Men #23)

Scott has questions. (Guardians of the Galaxy #12)

Aw, kiddo. (Guardians of the Galaxy #12)

Remember when you were sixteen, and everything was super serious, and your not-quite girlfriend got kidnapped by space birds and put on trial for the crimes that her past-future adult self committed by possessed by a cosmic force? (Guardians of the Galaxy #13)