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HI, LISTENERS! Some of you have been asking us to write an X-Men holiday gift guide. We think it’s very thoughtful of you to consider purchasing gifts for fictional characters, and to help you out, we have created this handy last-minute guide! Click through for our picks for Beast, Shadowcat, and six more…
![1_Gumby_set THE COMPLETE GUMBY . FOR: Beast. We already know Hank McCoy is a fan of Art Clokey’s weird green guy--in fact, back in his Defenders days, he used to collect and trade bootleg Gumby VHSs (seriously--it’s canon). Modern Beast has been having a rough time; give him an excuse to unwind with seven disks’ worth of psychedelic claymation, and maybe a plate of pot brownies. (And now we’re imagining a stoner comedy starring Hank McCoy and Abigail Brand. MARVEL. CALL US.) . WHAT HE’D PREFER: Moral certitude. . BACKUP GIFT:Dr. Strange: A Separate Reality, by Steve Englehart and Frank Brunner, because you know Beast would be super into a comic about a buddy of his that two dudes literally wrote while wandering around Central Park tripping balls in the middle of the night.](https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1_Gumby_set.jpg?w=446&h=446&crop=1&ssl=1)
THE COMPLETE GUMBY
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FOR: Beast. We already know Hank McCoy is a fan of Art Clokey’s weird green guy–in fact, back in his Defenders days, he used to collect and trade bootleg Gumby VHSs (seriously–it’s canon). Modern Beast has been having a rough time; give him an excuse to unwind with seven disks’ worth of psychedelic claymation, and maybe a plate of pot brownies.
(And now we’re imagining a stoner comedy starring Hank McCoy and Abigail Brand. MARVEL. CALL US.)
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WHAT HE’D PREFER: Moral certitude.
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BACKUP GIFT:Dr. Strange: A Separate Reality, by Steve Englehart and Frank Brunner, because you know Beast would be super into a comic about a buddy of his that two dudes literally wrote while wandering around Central Park tripping balls in the middle of the night.
![2_ripit RIP IT: HOW TO DECONSTRUCT AND RECONSTRUCT THE CLOTHES OF YOUR DREAMS, BY ELISSA MYRICH . FOR: Shadowcat. The X-Men’s most die-hard superfashionista can always use another tool in her arsenal--after all, you never know when you’ll find yourself hankering for a new costume with no Shi’ar tech in sight. . WHAT SHE’D PREFER: A canonical girlfriend. . BACKUP GIFT: The Complete Elfquest, vol. 1.](https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2_ripit.jpg?w=446&h=446&crop=1&ssl=1)
RIP IT: HOW TO DECONSTRUCT AND RECONSTRUCT THE CLOTHES OF YOUR DREAMS, BY ELISSA MYRICH
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FOR: Shadowcat. The X-Men’s most die-hard superfashionista can always use another tool in her arsenal–after all, you never know when you’ll find yourself hankering for a new costume with no Shi’ar tech in sight.
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WHAT SHE’D PREFER: A canonical girlfriend.
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BACKUP GIFT: The Complete Elfquest, vol. 1.
![4_uglysweater THE REQUISITE UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATER . FOR: Cyclops. Left to his own devices, Scott Summers basically dresses like a six-year-old and has a long tradition of happily sporting really, really horrible sweaters; so you know he’ll at least get some use from it. (Plus, if he hates it, he’ll probably be too polite to say anything.) . WHAT HE’D PREFER: A world in which he’s functionally irrelevant. . BACKUP GIFT: Socks.](https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/4_uglysweater.jpg?w=296&h=296&crop=1&ssl=1)
THE REQUISITE UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATER
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FOR: Cyclops. Left to his own devices, Scott Summers basically dresses like a six-year-old and has a long tradition of happily sporting really, really horrible sweaters; so you know he’ll at least get some use from it. (Plus, if he hates it, he’ll probably be too polite to say anything.)
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WHAT HE’D PREFER: A world in which he’s functionally irrelevant.
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BACKUP GIFT: Socks.
![5_ErrolFlynnCollection ERROL FLYNN FILM COLLECTION . FOR: Nightcrawler. Kurt Wagner is a huge Errol Flynn fan, to the point of modifying his image inducer to reproduce the visage of the classic swashbuckler; so he’s sure to enjoy a boxed set of Flynn’s most famous films. . WHAT HE’D PREFER: A soul. . BACKUP GIFT: A collection of John Donne sonnets.](https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/5_ErrolFlynnCollection.jpg?w=296&h=296&crop=1&ssl=1)
ERROL FLYNN FILM COLLECTION
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FOR: Nightcrawler. Kurt Wagner is a huge Errol Flynn fan, to the point of modifying his image inducer to reproduce the visage of the classic swashbuckler; so he’s sure to enjoy a boxed set of Flynn’s most famous films.
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WHAT HE’D PREFER: A soul.
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BACKUP GIFT: A collection of John Donne sonnets.
![6_locas LOCAS: THE MAGGIE AND HOPIE STORIES, BY JAIME HERNANDEZ . FOR: Magik. I have no actual narrative justification for this. I just think Magik would really dig some Love & Rockets. . WHAT SHE’D PREFER: Nothing your fragile mortal mind can grasp, kid. . BACKUP GIFT: A iPod preloaded with pop-culture nostalgia podcasts. For someone who runs with the unusually pop-savvy New Mutants, Illyana has spent relatively little of her life with any kind of media access.](https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/6_locas.jpg?w=296&h=296&crop=1&ssl=1)
LOCAS: THE MAGGIE AND HOPIE STORIES, BY JAIME HERNANDEZ
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FOR: Magik. I have no actual narrative justification for this. I just think Magik would really dig some Love & Rockets.
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WHAT SHE’D PREFER: Nothing your fragile mortal mind can grasp, kid.
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BACKUP GIFT: A iPod preloaded with pop-culture nostalgia podcasts. For someone who runs with the unusually pop-savvy New Mutants, Illyana has spent relatively little of her life with any kind of media access.
![7_classicxmen CLASSIC X-MEN PVC SET . FOR: Iceman. Bobby Drake is all about original-five nostalgia, and he’s kind of a goofball, so he would probably enjoy the hell out of this X-Men PVC set, featuring the original team, Professor X, and Magneto (and one of the better Iceman sculpts out there). . WHAT HE’D PREFER: For Professor X to still be alive and everyone to be friends again. . BACKUP GIFT: An Elsa tiara.](https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/7_classicxmen.jpg?w=296&h=296&crop=1&ssl=1)
CLASSIC X-MEN PVC SET
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FOR: Iceman. Bobby Drake is all about original-five nostalgia, and he’s kind of a goofball, so he would probably enjoy the hell out of this X-Men PVC set, featuring the original team, Professor X, and Magneto (and one of the better Iceman sculpts out there).
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WHAT HE’D PREFER: For Professor X to still be alive and everyone to be friends again.
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BACKUP GIFT: An Elsa tiara.
![8_DW2 ALL SEVEN SEASONS OF DESIGNING WOMEN . FOR: Rogue. Look, Rogue does not need another pair of fancy gloves. What Rogue needs is seven seasons of the most badass, progressive, Bechdel-test-acing Southern-lady sitcom of all time. . WHAT SHE’D PREFER: A three-day bender with Julia Sugarbaker, and maybe conscious control over her powers. . BACKUP GIFT: Another pair of fancy gloves.](https://i0.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/8_DW2.jpg?w=296&h=296&crop=1&ssl=1)
ALL SEVEN SEASONS OF DESIGNING WOMEN
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FOR: Rogue. Look, Rogue does not need another pair of fancy gloves. What Rogue needs is seven seasons of the most badass, progressive, Bechdel-test-acing Southern-lady sitcom of all time.
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WHAT SHE’D PREFER: A three-day bender with Julia Sugarbaker, and maybe conscious control over her powers.
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BACKUP GIFT: Another pair of fancy gloves.