Magneto, in X-Men #1, also speaks for our feelings about this podcast.

Professor X X-Plains the X-Men in X-Men #1

Every problem with Jean Grey’s characterization, summed up in one panel from X-Men #1

See this? This is why Cyclops is eventually gonna get the girl. (X-Men #1)

Play along at home: How many lies is Professor Xavier telling in these panels from X-Men #1?

One of the many miracles of magnetism portrayed in X-Men #1 is Magneto’s Incredible Mutating Hat.

Everything Magneto knows about supervillainy, he learned from the Wicked Witch of the West. (X-Men #1)

YAYBO! (X-Men #1)

Professor X knows how to decorate in X-Men #2.

Snow grenades, from X-Men #1.

At some point, we’re going to have a long conversation about the X-Men and the concept of the model minority. (X-Men #2)

Natural consequences, as explored in X-Men #2.

This actually happens in X-Men #3, because the Silver Age.

Two for the price of one: Cyclops angstily humblebragging, and the Ubiquitous Plaid Suit! (X-Men #3)