miles no




just no

(Unused tag from Episode 45.)

(Unused tag from Episode 45 reviews.)


  1. Asimov_fangirl says:

    Althought I feel sad that Miles feels lonely, i should say I laughted a lot with the video. Maybe you should make like Kurt and Amanda and each get a stuffed doll of the other in case of “emergency”

  2. D says:

    My headcanon is that this video comes from an alternate universe where Rachel has always been a broom wearing sunglasses.

  3. snyderman says:

    Of course that Broom is cool. Its wearing glasses.

  4. John G. says:

    Holy shit. This is incredible.

  5. Gary P. says:

    Mile yes

    All the time

    so great

    though remember

    I’m not the one you’re married to

  6. Jen Wolff says:

    Headcannon: Inspired by the first They Might Be Giants music video I ever remember seeing. In all its 1997 internet glory-“I am not your broom”.

    • Armaan says:

      Between Miles is video and this, my Sunday’s officially made.
      Though my heart does go out to Miles, he looked so sad..

  7. Tetracross says:

    I would have thought an Alaska trip would have done her wonders, but Rachel seems very stiff here for some reason.

  8. Justin says:

    This reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons when Marge kicks Homer out, so he’s living up in the treehouse and he puts a paper plate on a potted plant and tells Lisa that this is her new mom now.

    It did not end well for the plant.

  9. Matt B says:

    God, that was amazing. Thank you for the laughs.

    Plus my head cannon — which I’m still working out — is that somehow our Earth has gotten mashed up with Homestar Runner (Earth 20xd6?). Does that mean that Rachel and Marzipan are the same multi-universal being?

    From “Long Pants:”
    MARZIPAN: Awww, there there, Homestar. It’s not so bad. Everybody thinks I’m a broom.
    HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Sits up suddenly, surprised and upset} You’re not a broom?!

    And from “A Decemberween Mackrel:”
    MARZIPAN: Homestar, I don’t have time to trick you into making out with a mop again this year.

  10. mulletman says:

    So. Cute! Just go with it next time.

  11. Karlen says:

    My headcanon is that this is just Earth-814, where mutants are super powered brooms.

  12. Justin says:

    This is adorably sad, the exasperated exhale and look on Miles’ face. Love it.

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