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As Mentioned in Episode 512 – You Can Get Anything You Want at Stryfe’s Restaurant

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Collector’s got nothin’ on the Witness. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #3)
Honestly, I would read seven issues of just these weirdos hanging out in a diner. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #3)
Thank you for that helpful visual, Bishop. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #4)
Of course. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #4)
IT JUST DOESN’T STOP BEING FUNNY. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #4)
And that’s why you always leave a note. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #4)
Cable’s costume at least implicitly places this series before The Search for Cyclops. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #5)
Stryfe X-Plains Le Bête Noir. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #5)
*not a euphemism (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #6)
Next time we see Stryfe, he’ll be back at his old-school villainous ways. (Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #6)
NEXT EPISODE: Summers family bullshit.

512 – You Can Get Anything You Want at Stryfe’s Restaurant

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In which it’s rude to eat in a helmet; Cable does his best villain bit; Bishop is clearly unfamiliar with early X-Force; we’re pretty sure clones still count as people; and Stryfe is the surprise MVP of Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom.

X-PLAINED:

  • Another time Stryfe and Bishop teamed up
  • Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #3-6
  • Some of the Witness’s fancy swag
  • An extremely awkward meal
  • Stryfe in four pages
  • Unsubtle foreshadowing
  • The relative ethics of killing Stryfe
  • A visual representation of time
  • Somewhat logical consequences
  • Bad clone ethics
  • Future uncertainty
  • Le Bête Noir
  • Hell-lord / anti-Phoenix disambiguation
  • A fancy t-shirt
  • The appropriate amount of mean to be to Stryfe
  • When Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom takes place relative to The Search for Cyclops (more) (again) (inconclusive)
  • Reasons not to live under a crypt in New Orleans
  • Betty Noir’s
  • Relative (fictional) body counts
  • Business-casual Stryfe
  • Lucas Bishop, kitten guy
  • Relitigating the X-traitor

NEXT EPISODE: Eve of Destruction (and some bonus Summers family bullshit)

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As Mentioned in Episode 511 – Night Science

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I feel like this is a motif that’s shown up on more than one cover, but I can’t remember the others off the top of my head. (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom Alpha)
That’s rough, buddy; but also the top panel has significant clues to both the series’ place in continuity AND what’s up with Bishop! (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom Alpha)
Ah, yes, the famous tiger-print symbiotes. (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom Alpha)
Daaaamn, Jeanty. (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1)
Well, that certainly is a device. (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1)
A somewhat less silly view of Bishop’s symbiote. (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1)
Because who doesn’t need a picture of Charles Xavier getting kicked in the head every now and then? (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1)
Cute, but would’ve been better with little birdies. (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1)
NOW KISS (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1)
I love his entirely pointless voluminous curtains. (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #2)
Right hand of doom! (Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #2)
NEXT EPISODE: Stryfe in a diner!

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511 – Night Science

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In which we unapologetically ship Gambit and Bishop; pelicans are deeply alarming birds; Charles Xavier watches your sex dreams; the Witness is a Whole Continuity Thing; and the T’ieves Guild is really just here to steal your stuff.

X-PLAINED:

  • Destiny’s frequently retconned diaries
  • Midi series
  • Gambit (more) (again)
  • Bishop (more) (again)
  • Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom Alpha
  • Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1-2
  • When Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom takes place relative to The Search for Cyclops
  • Some things pelicans get up to
  • An upsetting dream
  • Ethics of telepathy (more) (again)
  • Night science
  • Some of what Stryfe has been up to
  • French nouns
  • A theoretical Orphan Black video game
  • The Witness (LeBeau) (more) (again)
  • The Witness Cave
  • How to make Bishop a more central X-character
  • The relative importance of T’ieves Guild continuity

NEXT EPISODE: Stryfe in a diner!

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As Mentioned in Episode 509 – No Fun Will Be Had

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Everyone is just so jagged and wiry! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
No one ever invites us to clubs like this. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
Meet Sarah Rushman and her abs! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
You’re partied out, man. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
Daaaaaamn. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
Just a li’l Spidey-parkour! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
A very bouncy match-up! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
“The point is, we did some unethical stuff and it was awesome.” (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
Peter Parker possesses the proportional good heart of a good-hearted spider. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
Alas, the main thing in Marrow’s future is more trauma. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)
Hank McCoy, possessor of an amazing scientific mind and absolutely no chill. (Uncanny X-Men #390)
Beast x-plains nine years of the Legacy Virus. (Uncanny X-Men #390)
“Do NOT take that out of the fridge! It’s, like, super expired!” (Uncanny X-Men #390)
No surprise that Chuck is good at basketball – did you see his gymnastics routine an issue or two ago?! (Uncanny X-Men #390)
Aww man aww man (Uncanny X-Men #390)
As we are PLUNGEd into sadness. (Uncanny X-Men #390)
Hell of a callback. (Uncanny X-Men #390)
This cover has always stuck with us. (X-Men #110)
What a large teenager! (X-Men #110)
Leinil Francis Yu’s people look a little weird – and that just makes them look more normal. (X-Men #110)
This issue has such a quiet and contemplative feel. (X-Men #110)
Those are some very dramatic trees. (X-Men #110)
Just beautiful. (X-Men #110)
See you in Mekanix, Kitty. (X-Men #110)
Seems a little excessive, but I’m sure she appreciates the sentiment! (X-Men #110)
NEXT TIME: It’s our Winter Special and Cyclops is back!

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509 – No Fun Will Be Had

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In which Marrow just want to be left alone; Spider-Man remains hapless; S.H.I.E.L.D. is unhelpful; Colossus dies; Shadowcat leaves the X-Men; and we are all on board for Mutants to Watch Out For.

X-PLAINED:

  • How Magik caught the Legacy Virus
  • Marrow (again)
  • Spider-Man and Marrow #1
  • Uncanny X-Men #390
  • X-Men #110
  • A fancy club
  • A terrible plan
  • The Legacy Virus (more) (again)
  • Some deeply contrived “science”
  • A life-affirming display of social interaction
  • The death of Colossus
  • A very silly sound effect
  • Acceptable handwriting
  • Nostalgia
  • A double send-off
  • Closure
  • Mortality in Otherworld
  • Imaginary crossovers

NEXT EPISODE: Winter Special!

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As Mentioned in Episode 508 – Destiny’s Doodles

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A quick workout with Charles Xavier. (Uncanny X-Men #389)
At my funeral, I want a kazoo band. (Uncanny X-Men #389)
Joe Mactaggert is a jerk. (Uncanny X-Men #389)
Rachel’s actually okay, but Kitty doesn’t know that yet. (Uncanny X-Men #389)
DAMNIT. (Uncanny X-Men #389)
I wonder how weird and specific Destiny’s diaries get. (Uncanny X-Men #389)
Bad times. (Uncanny X-Men #389)
Is this a bit? (X-Men #109)
They’re gonna hook up, and then everyone’s going to forget that Thunderthird ever existed. Poor guy. (X-Men #109)
Ye Olde Hot Chocolate Hall. (X-Men #109)
Seriously, though, what the hell? (X-Men #109)
Oh, my. (X-Men #109)
I love that instead of making the holy family generally mutant-looking, they straight-up used X-Men statues. (X-Men #109)
Coming soon: X-Treme X-Men! (X-Men #109)
Based on size, maybe it’s a box of tissues? (X-Men #109)
Wellp. (X-Men #109)
BEHOLD YOUR LEGACY (X-Men #109)
NEXT EPISODE: Colossus dies!

508 – Destiny’s Doodles

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In which Professor Xavier is a jock; all of Shadowcat’s friends are dead; Storm recruits a team; Bishop makes new pals; and everyone gets festive.

X-PLAINED:

  • Some of Mystique’s secret kids
  • Uncanny X-Men #389
  • X-Men #109
  • Charles Xavier’s workout routine
  • Two funerals
  • Rave (the drug)
  • The wrong necklace
  • Destiny’s doodles
  • A large knife
  • Charles Xavier/Moira MacTaggert backstory
  • A snowball fight
  • A very sketchy circus
  • A break-up
  • “Christmas cheer”
  • A mysterious package
  • An X-Men nativity
  • Sage (Tessa)
  • Origins of X-Treme X-Men
  • Several gifts, some more mysterious than others
  • Charles Xavier’s legacy
  • Warwolves (more) (again)
  • Archangel’s color vision

NEXT EPISODE: Colossus dies!

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502 – Milkshakes of Despair (Maximum Security, Part 2 of 2)

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In which t’ieves and assassins dress to impress; Bishop returns; Rogue and Carol Danvers have a moment; and the revolution will be stored on compact disc.

X-PLAINED:

  • The New Son
  • The First Half of Maximum Security
  • Gambit #23
  • X-Men #107
  • X-Men Unlimited #29
  • Maximum Security #3 (briefly)
  • Several of Gambit’s buddies
  • How to dress for… stealth? I guess?
  • Heth’sa of the planet Culth
  • Where Carl the X-Cutioner got his silly outfit
  • A heist
  • How to restore your lost honor without messing up the timeline
  • 12-18 milkshakes
  • What Colossus is into these days
  • Vampire clowns (maybe)
  • Z’Cann
  • The Blood Brothers
  • Vibes memories
  • A big fight
  • A touching moment of touching
  • Mechamage, briefly
  • Quasar, superficially
  • Cadre K
  • The Skrull cows
  • Writing for the trade vs. podcast pacing
  • Limits of power-cancelling accessories

NEXT EPISODE: Dream’s Rather Anticlimactic End!

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495 – The Goth

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In which Rogue is beset with leadership; Psylocke’s telekinetic sword is narratively inconsistent; the Crimson Pirates are bad at their job; and you should not look to Frank Punisher as a role model.

X-PLAINED:

  • Whether Dani Moonstar is still a Valkyrie
  • X-Men #103-104
  • Uncanny X-Men #384-385
  • A crossover
  • Tessa (somewhat)
  • A test
  • The Goth (group)
  • Skulls
  • The Crimson Pirates
  • The mind of Tullamore Voge
  • Something “rough trade” does not mean
  • Visual representation of telepathy
  • Kymri (again)
  • The Goth (individual)
  • Skycycles
  • A ruse
  • How to get the X-Perts at a convention near you
  • What happened to the Massachusetts Academy

NEXT EPISODE: X-Men Forever

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