Cannonball – Page 15 – Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

As Mentioned in Episode 56 – Death by Crossover

May 10, 2015 Jay 10 comments

Listen to the podcast here!

Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 5/17/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

Bobby makes some valid points. (New Mutants #36)

Remember being fourteen? (And also a mutant superhero?) (New Mutants #36)

Damnit, Beyonder. (New Mutants #36)

Hey, look! It’s a literal derailment in the middle of a metaphorical derailment! (New Mutants #36)

Don’t you hate it when your best friend’s soul gets split by a cosmic force and suddenly you’re stuck with her eldritch armor, weapon, and amulet, when all you really wanted was a library book? Yeah, us, too. (New Mutants #36)

Not even being brainwashed and absorbed into a cosmic hive-mind can come between Cannonball and his classic science fiction allusions. (New Mutants #36)

Aw, Illyana. (New Mutants #36)

This cover = Rachel’s definitive Beyonder. (New Mutants #37)

The New Mutants have the best incidental moments by a wide margin. (New Mutants #37)

Seriously: WHO THE HELL IS THAT ABOVE RAHNE? (New Mutants #37)

Relevant metaphor is relevant. (New Mutants #37)

THE BEYONDER IS A DICK. (New Mutants #37)

THAT IS NO EXCUSE. (New Mutants #37)

The Beyonder comes off as a petulant child in a lot of Secret Wars, but in New Mutants, he’s legitimately terrifying. (New Mutants #37)

Headcanon: In Marvel Asgard, there is at least one legit full-length saga about this storyline, focused on Dani. (New Mutants #37)

This cover. This scene. This series. (New Mutants #38)

Of all the scenes in all the issues of New Mutants, NONE has ever stuck with Rachel as hard as this one. (New Mutants #38)

Aw, kids. (New Mutants #38)

YES (New Mutants #38)

Is there a better pep talk than a pep talk from FROG THOR? We think not. (New Mutants #38)

Warlock, you delightful scamp! (New Mutants #38)

Empath is the worst ever forever. (New Mutants #38)

That “Next Issue” blurb, tho. (New Mutants #38)

Another memorable cover. (New Mutants #39)

Aw, man. (New Mutants #39)

Sadneto. (New Mutants #39)

Keith Pollard’s Emma is so good. (New Mutants #39)

It just DOES NOT STOP SUCKING to be Tom and Sharon. (New Mutants #39)

Madneto! (New Mutants #39)

Emma Frost, you sneaky person! (New Mutants #39)

WARLOCK IS THE BLACKBIRD. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. (New Mutants #40)

Magneto is trying so hard to be the man he promised Xavier he’d be. Poor guy. (New Mutants #40)

Really, Cap? Really? You gonna go there? (New Mutants #40)

Teacher Magneto might be the best Magneto. Definitely one of the most critically unremembered and underused. (New Mutants #40)

Aw, New Mutants. (New Mutants #40)

The perfect Emma Frost moment. (New Mutants #40)

Next Week: Angel in tiny briefs (more) (again), too much Tower, and the dubious debut of Apocalypse!

LINKS AND FURTHER READING:

Yaybo! Marvel Unlimited added New Mutants #36-40 just in time for this episode (starting here)!
In terms of formative influence, Kyle Baker’s Why I Hate Saturn was basically Rachel’s third parent.

56 – Death by Crossover

May 10, 2015 Jay 23 comments

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | Email | RSS

In which nothing comes between Sam Guthrie and his classic sci-fi allusions; Sunspot tries; the Beyonder is really scary; you can have Danielle Moonstar’s agency when you pry it from her cold, dead hands; Empath remains the worst kid; Tom Corsi and Sharon Friedlander just cannot catch a break; Emma Frost gets nuanced; Magneto does the wrong things for the right reasons; Rachel and Miles like liking things; and we finally wrap up Secret Wars II.

X-PLAINED:

Soulsword custody
New Mutants #36-40
The best Secret Wars II tie-in
Several Beyonder-triggered crises of confidence
A literal derailment in the midst of a metaphorical derailment
The Greek tragedy of Illyana Rasputin
Personal personifications of death
Counting coup
The death of the New Mutants
Crossover-related PTSD
A pep talk from a frog
Art style as a component of narrative
The Hellions (again)
Sadneto
Madneto
A completely avoidable fight
Rachel’s definitive Emma Frost moment
Emma Frost, Charles Xavier, and moral culpability

NEXT WEEK: The dubious debut of Apocalypse!

You can find a visual companion to this episode on our blog!

Find us on iTunes or Stitcher!

Rachel and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here!

Buy prints of this week’s illustration at our shop, or contact David Wynne for the original!

As Mentioned in Episode 53 – Sometimes They Come Back

April 20, 2015 Jay 13 comments

Listen to the episode here!

Cyclops has mixed feelings about fatherhood. (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Rick Leonardi is so good. (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Let’s pause for a moment to admire Rachel’s super sharp outfit. Those yellow shoes! (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Not actually story-relevant. I just really like this panel. (Uncanny X-Men #201)

You do you, Rogue. (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Madelyne Was Right. (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Look at Magneto on the end, like, “I’m a supervillain, and I think these people are out of their damn minds.” (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Like the outcome was ever in question. Also, how awesome is Leonardi’s Storm? So awesome. (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Cyclops’s father issues are basically their own character in this issue.

Grey house break-in #1 of 2. (Uncanny X-Men #201)

Love, love, love the way Mary Wilshire draws contemporary fashion–and uses it as a subtle storytelling element. (New Mutants #35)

This is what happens when, between the inks and the colors, someone decides you can’t show characters in just their underwear. (New Mutants #35)

Lee Forrester has no time for your ridiculous superhero hijinks. Lady’s got a job to do. (New Mutants #35)

Fun Fact: This poppy-field environment first appeared in Uncanny X-Men #175, where Cyclops used it to take down Rogue. (New Mutants #35)

On one hand: poor Warlock. On the other hand: I LOVE THIS PANEL SO MUCH. (New Mutants #35)

THE MIRACLE OF MAGNETISM! (New Mutants #35)

Horses are fucking terrifying. (New Mutants #35)

Warloooooooooock. (New Mutants #35)

Sienkiewicz eyebrows are the best eyebrows. (New Mutants #35)

Magneto is the cool teacher. (New Mutants #35)

This is what happens when you flout FAA guidelines for the safe transport of Kirby dots. (Avengers #263)

GOOD QUESTION, Captain Marvel! (Avengers #263)

Spoiler: This entire plot line is a pointless red herring. (Avengers #263)

Bonus Namor abs for you. (Avengers #263)

WHAT A SHOCKING TWIST! (Avengers #263)

If no one sends in lyrics to “Like a Phoenix,” we’re going to be kind of disappointed. (Fantastic Four #286)

1) Those credits, man. 2) THAT EPIGRAM. (Fantastic Four #286)

Look at She-Hulk and Hercules being all charming in the background. (Fantastic Four #286)

Hi, Jean. We missed you, too. (Fantastic Four #286)

“Also, there’s no way any actual human being would get that haircut.” (Fantastic Four #286)

Grey house break-in #2. Doesn’t anyone ever think to call ahead? (Fantastic Four #286)

Beast X-plains the Dark Phoenix Saga. (Fantastic Four #286)

“I’m a retcon, Jean. Just run with it.” (Fantastic Four #286)

Aw. (Fantastic Four #286)

Classic X-Men #8 does the whole thing over again, somewhat more graphically.

Next Week: X-Factor begins (for real, this time)!

53 – Sometimes They Come Back

April 20, 2015 Jay 35 comments

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | Email | RSS

Rachel screwed up and accidentally gave David material for episode 54 instead of 53, so there's no illustration this week. Instead, we offer both our sincere apologies and this photo of Miles dressed up as Mister Sinister at a costume party. — Rachel screwed up and accidentally gave David material for episode 54 instead of 53, so there’s no illustration this week. Instead, we offer both our sincere apologies and this photo of Miles dressed up as Mister Sinister for a costume party.

In which Wolverine doesn’t care about your baby; Storm takes charge; duels are terrible bases for systems of government; editorial mandate is hell on a marriage; Magneto is a pretty cool teacher; Jean Grey comes back; and we have mixed feelings about the Phoenix retcon.

X-PLAINED:

Kenji Uedo
Uncanny X-Men #201
New Mutants #35
Avengers #263
Fantastic Four #286
Classic X-Men #8
The post-Trial of Magneto status quo
Nathan Christopher Charles Summers
A small cross-section of Cyclops’s myriad issues
The wrong means to the right end
Magneto’s educational philosophy
The politics of creative credits
“You Know Who”
The Phoenix retcon
Several unrelated break-ins
The return of Jean Grey
Jean and the Phoenix Force
Alternate-timeline Madelynes Pryor
Jean Grey’s code names

NEXT WEEK: X-Factor begins! (for real, this time – sorry about that SNAFU!)

You can find a companion index to the material mentioned in this episode on our blog!

Find us on iTunes or Stitcher!

Rachel and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here!

46 – Shadows Over Cairo

March 1, 2015 Jay 24 comments

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | Email | RSS

Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 3/8/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

In which we bid a fond farewell to Bill Sienkiewicz; Secret Wars II continues to ruin everything; the New Mutants end up in an improbable number of gladiatorial arenas; Shadowcat’s secondary mutation is queer subtext; Magik gives no fucks about your crossover event; Warlock transcends storytelling conventions; and Karma rejoins the team.

X-PLAINED:

The chronologically inconsistent mobility of Professor Xavier
The Shadow King
New Mutants #29-34
Steve Leialoha
The Arena (more) (again)
Evil group projects
Easter eggs
Rachel Summers: butch fashion icon
Some major failures of positive size diversity in comics
Madripoor
Ashake
The incredible changing Guthries
The wickedest club in Cairo
Default X-teams
Cypher’s powers

NEXT WEEK: Miles and Elisabeth Allie X-Plain X-Men / Alpha Flight

No visual companion this week, because, reasons.

Find us on iTunes or Stitcher!

Support us on Patreon!

Buy prints of this week’s illustration at our shop, or contact David Wynne for the original!

As Mentioned in Episode 42 – A Firestar Is Born

February 1, 2015 Jay 12 comments

Listen to the episode here!

Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 2/1/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (but not in that order).

Context is irrelevant. (Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends)

“John, dude, can we talk about the fact that you just turned into a fucking bear? No? Okay.” Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends

“It means you’ll be hated and feared! Isn’t that wonderful?” (Firestar #1)

“Professor, is it true what they say about exposition in X-books?” (Firestar #1)

Wait ’til they find out she hasn’t even read Carlyle! (Firestar #1)

Oh. Angelica. Honey. No. (Firestar #1)

I’m pretty sure there’s a Talking Heads music video that starts exactly like this. (Firestar #1)

DON’T TRUST HER, ANGELICA! SHE’LL BLOW UP YOUR HORSE! (Firestar #1)

This horse’s name is Butter Rum. Don’t get too attached. (Firestar #2)

The Emma Frost who actually cares about her students did not make her first appearance until some years later. This Emma Frost is just an unapologetic monster. (Firestar #2)

Emma Frost is the best evil narrator. (Firestar #2)

“What could POSSIBLY go wrong?” (Firestar #2)

Miles ‘ships it SO hard. (Firestar #2)

That horror-movie WHINNEY! in the last panel, though. (Firestar #2)

Remember that time Emma Frost convinced a vulnerable teenage girl that she had killed her beloved horse by becoming sexually aroused? BECAUSE THAT DEFINITELY HAPPENED. (Firestar #2)

“What? This? Oh, no, I build killer robots of ALL my friends.” (Firestar #3)

AHAHAHA OH RANDALL YOU’RE SO DOOMED (Firestar #3)

Firestar X-Plains X-Men #193. (Firestar #3)

Seriously, I’m pretty sure Angelica’s dad being kind of a dick to her is the only thing that saves him from CERTAIN DOOM. (Firestar #3)

(He feels bad about it, though, so he still gets beaten up in the airport.) (Firestar #3)

Why does she throw her drink? We may never know. (Firestar #3)

And then she just straight-up breaks into “Stars” from Les Mis. (Firestar #4)

So sinister! (Firestar #4)

And that’s the end of Randall. (Firestar #4)

Fight scene, or breakin’ it down on the dance floor? YOU BE THE JUDGE! (Firestar #4)

For full effect, you have to imagine Firestar’s dialogue read by Alison Brie as Annie Edison. (Firestar #4)

Next Week: ~~Secret Wars~~ Why we drink.

42 – A Firestar Is Born

February 1, 2015 Jay 42 comments

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | Email | RSS

In which Miles has a brush with nostalgia; Angelica Jones is secretly a Thomas Hardy protagonist; it doesn’t need to make sense if it’s awesome; and Emma Frost really needs a mustache to twirl.

X-Plained:

Trevor Fitzroy
Firestar (Angelica Jones)
Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends
Nostalgia
X-Men, if sometimes the main characters were bears
Inexplicably Australian Wolverine
Ms. Lion
Marvel Divas
Sudsy fun
Superhero sitcoms
Firestar #1-4
Basic palmistry
Generic mean girls
Coen Brothers YA
The reinvention of Emma Frost
Some epic gaslighting
Butter Rum
Mutivac
Miles’s favorite star-crossed ‘ship
Why Thunderbird I has stayed dead
Contextual definitions of “organic”

NEXT WEEK: Secret Wars

You can find a visual companion to this episode on our blog!

Find us on iTunes or Stitcher!

Support us on Patreon!

Buy prints of this week’s illustration at our shop, or contact David Wynne for the original!

As Mentioned in Episode 39 – Forever Alone Together

January 11, 2015 Jay 17 comments

Listen to the podcast here!

Art by David Wynne. Prints and travel mugs available until 1/11/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

The Amazing Nightcrawler, drawn by The Amazing Sienkiewicz! (New Mutants #22)

Nightcrawler is a pretty awesome teacher; it’d have been cool to see more of him in this capacity. (New Mutants #22)

Aw, Rahne. (New Mutants #22)

Well, that escalated quickly. (New Mutants #22)

AW, RAHNE. (New Mutants #22)

The villains of Rahne’s fairy tale look awfully familiar. (New Mutants #22)

Back to those guys shortly. First: Cats! (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

Ohhhh, hey, it’s Cloak and Dagger! (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

Spider-Man spends a lot of this issue lurking around and providing exposition. (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

“I mean, dude, the title of the book is Marvel Team-Up, not Marvel Let’s Fight in a Church.” (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

“How did you guess you were on a butcher block? I mean, aside from that it’s a big square table and you’re in a slaughterhouse and everything probably smells like blood and… NOPE! DEFINTELY SUPERPOWERS AT WORK!” (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

What?! Dude, it’s not even addictive. That’s the stupidest evil plan ever. (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

This isn’t really relevant to the episode; it’s just hilarious. (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

NONE MORE GOTH (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

Wait, what? (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

‘Kay. (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

Spider-Man’s “Yeah.” in that last panel, though. (Marvel Team-Up Annual #6)

THAT COVER. (New Mutants #23)

“On Wednesdays, we dress glam.” (New Mutants #23)

Harry’s Hideaway is basically the Heartbreak Hotel of Salem Center, but like a million times less awesome. Still awesome, mind, but the Heartbreak Hotel sets a high bar. (New Mutants #23)

It’s really easy to forget that the X-Men are also kind of officially students? Maybe? Sometimes? (New Mutants #23)

At this point, New Mutants is basically the Sam and Dani Show, and we are 100% down with that. (New Mutants #23)

Aw, Rahne. (New Mutants #23)

WELL, THAT CAN’T BE GOOD. (New Mutants #23)

That is… an awfully Demon Bear-looking Sunspot on that cover. Not that we’re complaining, mind. (New Mutants #24)

Now you don’t need to read Marvel Team-Up Annual #6! You’re welcome! (New Mutants #24)

Indulge us in a momentary digression to make note of Magneto’s fancy hair. (New Mutants #24)

Like Rogue, we are firmly on Sam’s team on this one. (New Mutants #24)

Oops. (New Mutants #24)

We’re not sure whose fault they are, but we’re really, really into the way some combination of Claremont, Orzechowski, and Sienkiewicz uses captions and arrows in this book in general, and this spread in particular. (New Mutants #25)

GIANT BLUE XAVIER HEAD! (With some paradoxically good advice, but still. GIANT BLUE XAVIER HEAD!) (New Mutants #25)

‘Kay. (New Mutants #25)

I really want them to just yell “NONE MORE GOTH” every time they teleport away. (New Mutants #25)

Illyana may be sleepy, but she’s not wrong. (New Mutants #25)

NONE MORE GOTH! (New Mutants #25)

NEXT WEEK: We talk to G. Willow Wilson! She talks to us! ALSO: X-MEN!

Links and Further Reading:

Information and links to donate toward Bill Mantlo’s ongoing care
(You can also send physical donations–and cards and letters–addressed as follows:
Mike Mantlo
26364 East Pintail Road
Long Neck, DE 19966
Please make out any checks to “Michael Mantlo” — Bill’s legal guardian.)
The Hero Initiative
Waiting for the T is absolutely delightful, and if you’re not already reading it, we acutely envy you the experience of going back through the archives for the first time.
- (Specifically apropos of the Maximoffs: 1, 2)

39 – Forever Alone Together

January 11, 2015 Jay 8 comments

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | Android | Email | RSS

In which Miles and his Doom voice return triumphant; we reach an understanding regarding Lila Cheney; Mob science is pretty shoddy; Magneto has fancy hair; New Mutants Xavier is Best Xavier; no one is more goth than Cloak and Dagger; and you can have Rachel’s Speed Racer references when you pry them from her cold, dead hands.

X-Plained: