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Naked Man, you are the man! (Uncanny X-Men #259)

Freddie Stanacheck is back! From a background character to the real deal – just like Boba Feet! EXACTLY LIKE BOBA FETT. (Uncanny X-Men #259)

Starring Jack Nance as Strong Guy and Sheryl Lee as Dazzler. (Uncanny X-Men #259)

I love you, gruff-but-kindhearted-Eastern-European-guy! (Uncanny X-Men #259)

Chris Claremont, please narrate my life. (Uncanny X-Men #259)

SO MUCH COCAINE! (Uncanny X-Men #260)

This issue of Uncanny X-Men has been brought to you by Body Glove. Anywave, Anywhere! (Uncanny X-Men #260)

That’s some dedication to theme right there. Are these guys from The Warriors? (Uncanny X-Men #260)

From stalking and attempted murder to slapstick comedy: Eric Beale, ladies and gents! (Uncanny X-Men #260)

Andrea and Andreas von Strucker: the best at being the worst. (Uncanny X-Men #260)

A real American herooooooooo (Uncanny X-Men #261)

Marc Silvestri, please draw everyone’s face forever. (Uncanny X-Men #261)

I mean, geez! No eye protection in the lab? (Uncanny X-Men #261)

Hey, this wasn’t in my horoscope for today! (Uncanny X-Men #261)

Jubilation Lee: forever the best for always. (Uncanny X-Men #261)

Jean speaks for us all. Better get used to these costumes – they’ll be around for a while. (Uncanny X-Men #262)

Genosha gets scarier every time it shows up – and we ain’t seen nothin’ yet. (Uncanny X-Men #262)

Baby Forge hasn’t even started thinking about Dire Wraiths or Adversaries or mustaches. (Uncanny X-Men #262)

HEY THIS WASN’T IN MY HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY (Uncanny X-Men #262)

It’s the cowboy boots that really pull the look together. (Uncanny X-Men #262)

LEELOO DALLAS MULTITASK (Uncanny X-Men #263)

Hey, Masque got a makeover! I kind of dig it. (Uncanny X-Men #263)

“So, the, uh, conference room was taken, I guess..?” (Uncanny X-Men #263)

It’s like the cover to X-Men vol. 2 #1 except BETTER IN EVERY WAY (Uncanny X-Men #263)

I mean, I wasn’t expecting Forge making peace with his past to involve so many tentacle arms, but I’ll take it. (Uncanny X-Men #263)

Next time: the Starjammers!