Tag: Tessa
508 – Destiny’s Doodles
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In which Professor Xavier is a jock; all of Shadowcat’s friends are dead; Storm recruits a team; Bishop makes new pals; and everyone gets festive.
X-PLAINED:
- Some of Mystique’s secret kids
- Uncanny X-Men #389
- X-Men #109
- Charles Xavier’s workout routine
- Two funerals
- Rave (the drug)
- The wrong necklace
- Destiny’s doodles
- A large knife
- Charles Xavier/Moira MacTaggert backstory
- A snowball fight
- A very sketchy circus
- A break-up
- “Christmas cheer”
- A mysterious package
- An X-Men nativity
- Sage (Tessa)
- Origins of X-Treme X-Men
- Several gifts, some more mysterious than others
- Charles Xavier’s legacy
- Warwolves (more) (again)
- Archangel’s color vision
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495 – The Goth
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In which Rogue is beset with leadership; Psylocke’s telekinetic sword is narratively inconsistent; the Crimson Pirates are bad at their job; and you should not look to Frank Punisher as a role model.
X-PLAINED:
- Whether Dani Moonstar is still a Valkyrie
- X-Men #103-104
- Uncanny X-Men #384-385
- A crossover
- Tessa (somewhat)
- A test
- The Goth (group)
- Skulls
- The Crimson Pirates
- The mind of Tullamore Voge
- Something “rough trade” does not mean
- Visual representation of telepathy
- Kymri (again)
- The Goth (individual)
- Skycycles
- A ruse
- How to get the X-Perts at a convention near you
- What happened to the Massachusetts Academy
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490 – Chekhov’s Angel Dust
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In which Chris Claremont tries to make the Neo happen; Cecilia Reyes continues to have no time for this bullshit; Rogue gets some action; Shadowcat flees the comic; and Tessa returns.
X-PLAINED:
- The Evolutionaries
- X-Men #100-102
- The current X-Men rosters
- Thunderbird (Neal Shaara)
- Claremont vs. continuity
- Dove crimes
- The Neo
- Domina
- Jaeger
- Rax
- Fancy space suits
- What to do with someone else’s bone claws
- Some guy named Seth
- The High Evolutionary’s love nest
- A Phoenix-saga callback
- Rave
- Warren Kenneth Worthington III’s weird fantasies
- Whether unstable molecules are self-cleaning
- Seventeen deaths of Mister Sinister
- Salvo the Living Gun
- How to keep track of X-Men
- Time travel problems
- X-Men LEGO sets we’d like to see
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As Mentioned in Episode 325 – Captain Bloodscream
325 – Captain Bloodscream
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In which we recommend against having a birthday in the Marvel Universe; Shinobi Shaw was a proto-Quentin Quire; Lee Forrester returns under the best possible circumstances; Bloodscream lives his best unlife; Belasco is apparently master of the cat people now; and a former Marvel intern returns to solve a mystery.
X-PLAINED:
- Bloodscream (again)
- X-Force/Cable Annual 1995
- Spider-Man Team-Up #1
- X-Men Unlimited #9
- The Impossible Man (and his slacker kids)
- The Clone Saga
- Benedict Kine
- A really superlative insult
- The continuity box
- Still more Bloodscream
- 30-50 feral hogs
- GHOST PIRACY
- Belasco (more)(again)
- The N’garai (more) (again)
- A follow-up to a mystery from Episode #323
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As Mentioned in Episode 251 – Triple Word Score
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Here’s Ben Martin on the Legacy Virus as an AIDS allegory:
I wanted to get a deeper take on the Legacy Virus as an analogy for AIDS. As you’ve mentioned more than once on the pod, it’s clear that’s what the writers had in mind, but I feel it misses the mark in a couple of important ways over the life of the story element.
My first issue with the analogy is that the big stigma about AIDS in the early days was that it only affected gay men, when in fact that was not the case. I was born with a genetic blood disorder called hemophilia, and many of the kids and staff from the hemophilia summer camp I attended as a teenager in the 1990s contracted HIV from contaminated blood products used for treatment. While I was fortunate to avoid the contaminated products, many I grew up with did not, as half of all people with hemophilia in the U.S., including 90% of those with severe hemophilia, contracted HIV. You may remember Ryan White, who did a lot of public outreach about HIV and AIDS after contracting it through treatment for his hemophilia. With the exception of Moira MacTaggart, the Legacy Virus only targeted mutants, meaning it missed the mark on the way AIDS was incorrectly and maliciously used as a propaganda weapon against homosexuals, when in fact it was something that could affect anyone who contracted it. Leaving out that aspect is a disservice to the wide range of people affected by HIV and AIDS in my view. I would have loved to see a human villain use the Legacy Virus to stir up hatred, only to find out they contracted it themselves. Maybe that’s what they tried to do with Moira, but I recall either Beast or Xavier saying it’s likely she only contracted it through prolonged exposure to it while studying it.
My second issue is that, through the magic of comic book science, the Legacy Virus was altogether wiped out (with the exception of a few samples in test tubes that popped up in an X-Force run as far as I know). My friends who are still living with HIV and AIDS today do so with a decreased quality of life and tons of medication. They are, fortunately, alive, but their lives are not what they were before. That’s a smaller nitpick, but I personally think it would have been really interesting to see characters contract the virus, receive the cure, but still be living with some consequences of the disease in some way, whether it be a change to their mutant powers or just poor health in general or something like that.
On a side note, if you can find it, there’s a fantastic 2010 documentary called “Bad Blood: A Cautionary Tale” currently available on Amazon Prime that explores the impact of HIV on the hemophilia community. It’s very powerful and is an important story.
LINKS & FURTHER THEORIES
- You can hear about Infectia in happier times on Episode 92 – Living in Ship.
- Jay recently discussed the backup story from Classic X-Men #43 (along with some other Phoenix-related comics) on fellow X-cast Battle of the Atom!
251 – Triple Word Score
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In which Jay proposes a new way of comparing superheroes; Beast faces an ethical dilemma; Mister Sinister has an Xavier moment; Sabretooth is a terrible houseguest; Cyclops totally gets what you see in Wolverine; Psylocke would absolutely be into hunting humans for sport; Sage probably vapes; rich people are definitely not like us; Shinobi Shaw is his own best friend; and Classic X-Men backup stories are canonical as hell.
X-PLAINED:
- Blue Team vs. Gold Team
- X-Men #27-29
- Threnody
- The fate of Infectia
- One of Mister Sinister’s favorite aliases
- Dr. Gordon Lefferts
- Several complicated choices
- A very frustrating cover
- A secret meeting
- The dubious evolution of Charles Xavier
- Communication
- An invitation
- A sick burn
- Rich people
- The key to happiness
- The theoretical adventures of Honey Badger and Princess Powerful
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As Mentioned In Episode 23 – Meet the New Mutants
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23 – Meet the New Mutants
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In which Rachel and Miles return triumphant, the X-Men get a second ongoing series, we hit peak Moira MacTaggert, R-A-H-N-E is definitely pronounced “rain,” Sam Guthrie is the nicest henchman, Claremont is hit-and-miss on cultural diversity, and Bobby da Costa is the teenageriest teenager of them all.
X-Plained:
- Nova Roma
- The New Mutants and The New Mutants
- Marvel Graphic Novels
- Greenberg the Vampire
- call-backs
- Karma
- Wolfsbane
- Sunspot
- Cannonball
- Mirage
- Whitewashing in superhero comics
- The mercurial Guthrie family
- Xi’an the Obscure
- The Dr. Claw Effect (and why Dr. Doom and Arcade are exceptions)
- Donald Pierce
- Eras of New Mutants
- Lila Cheney
- The Hellions
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