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Spoiler: They’re not actually that secret.
This panel really never stops being satisfying.
A surprisingly elegant fall overboard.
Is this Annie’s first comics appearance?
A few variations on Jean’s origins come up over the years, but most of them hew fairly close to this one.
If I had a dollar for every time I’d woken up like that…
In the next panel, he tries to lend them a copy of Atlas Shrugged.
Not cool, Jean.
FUN FACT: Our friend Max went to college in New England, and apparently ice sculpture contests are TOTALLY A THING.
This looks both tremendously fun and tremendously unsafe.
He straight-up bogarted the entire winter carnival.
This gag really never stops working.
If you’ve ever wondered what sound an ice-enclosed energy-gun cane makes blowing up in the stratosphere, now you know.
Thanks to Doctor Internet, I can accurately identify Nightcrawler’s favorite movie as The Mark of Zorro.
That is quite a caption.
I’d really love to see a full-color version of this splash.
IT’S A METAPHOR.
Remember this from the Nightcrawler limited series?
Consider us warned.
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And here’s a photo of Jay’s mom cosplaying Cable: