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As Mentioned in Episode 513 – Eve of Destruction

February 1, 2026 Miles 4 comments

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Scott Summers, sharply dressed in (morally) gray! (Uncanny X-Men #391)

“Geez, Dad, can you say midlife crisis??” (Uncanny X-Men #391)

Summerses gotta Summers. (Uncanny X-Men #391)

“You must be thinking of the me from Earth-10005 or Earth-13122.” (Uncanny X-Men #391)

Exposition in the front, party in the (flash-)back. (Uncanny X-Men #391)

Scott’s face in that second panel… (Uncanny X-Men #391)

*sniffle* (Uncanny X-Men #391)

Anyone have ideas about the significance of the text on that gravestone in the foreground? (X-Men #111)

A purple and unpleasant land. (X-Men #111)

Muscles and shadows. (X-Men #111)

“Here with us is Doctor Henry McCoy, who’s really good with his… uh, science.” (X-Men #111)

Hey, she’s being nicer than she was back in her Alliance of Evil days! (X-Men #111)

A picture is worth – and includes – a thousand words. (X-Men #111)

Now that’s how you end a prologue. (X-Men #111)

The All-New, Mostly-Untrained X-Men. (Uncanny X-Men #392)

Jean recruits Jean-Paul Beaubier, Northstar! (Uncanny X-Men #392)

Jean recruits Hector Rendoza, AKA Wraith! (Uncanny X-Men #392)

Jean is about to recruit Paulie Provenzano, AKA Omerta! (Uncanny X-Men #392)

Jean recruits Leyu Yoshida, AKA Sunpyre! (Uncanny X-Men #392)

They’re… they’re gonna do fine. (Uncanny X-Men #392)

Jean recruits(?) Joanna Cargill, AKA Frenzy! (Uncanny X-Men #392)

Jean accepts the coincidental timing of the arrival of Alison Blaire, AKA Dazzler! (Uncanny X-Men #392)

NEXT TIME: Eve of Destruction concludes.

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Relevant once again: The Judgment of Magneto by Asher Elbein

513 – Eve of Destruction

February 1, 2026 Jay 14 comments

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In which Jay and Miles make an announcement; the X-Men are down to bare bones; Cyclops and Corsair are stunningly bad at feelings; Trish Tilby is stunningly bad at journalism; Magneto says goodbye to nuance; and Jean Grey assembles a team.

X-PLAINED:

X-Corps vs. X-Corp
A thing that will be happening in a few months
The story so far
Uncanny X-Men #391-392
X-Men #111
The state of the X-Men
A short-lived Cyclops costume
A reunion
A sorry excuse
Resolution, somewhat
Genosha (more) (again)
Conflict of interest
Several excellent villain speeches
Joanna Cargill (Frenzy) (again)
Jean-Paul Beaubier (Northstar) (again)
Hector Rendoza
Yet another angry mob
Paulie Provenzano (Omerta)
Leyu Yoshida (Sunpyre)
Ice skating in Rockefeller Center
Our picks for a new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants

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As Mentioned in Episode 509 – No Fun Will Be Had

December 14, 2025 Jay 3 comments

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Everyone is just so jagged and wiry! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

No one ever invites us to clubs like this. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

Meet Sarah Rushman and her abs! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

You’re partied out, man. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

Daaaaaamn. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

Just a li’l Spidey-parkour! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

A very bouncy match-up! (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

“The point is, we did some unethical stuff and it was awesome.” (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

Peter Parker possesses the proportional good heart of a good-hearted spider. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

Alas, the main thing in Marrow’s future is more trauma. (Spider-Man & Marrow #1)

Hank McCoy, possessor of an amazing scientific mind and absolutely no chill. (Uncanny X-Men #390)

Beast x-plains nine years of the Legacy Virus. (Uncanny X-Men #390)

“Do NOT take that out of the fridge! It’s, like, super expired!” (Uncanny X-Men #390)

No surprise that Chuck is good at basketball – did you see his gymnastics routine an issue or two ago?! (Uncanny X-Men #390)

Aww man aww man (Uncanny X-Men #390)

As we are PLUNGEd into sadness. (Uncanny X-Men #390)

Hell of a callback. (Uncanny X-Men #390)

This cover has always stuck with us. (X-Men #110)

What a large teenager! (X-Men #110)

Leinil Francis Yu’s people look a little weird – and that just makes them look more normal. (X-Men #110)

This issue has such a quiet and contemplative feel. (X-Men #110)

Those are some very dramatic trees. (X-Men #110)

Just beautiful. (X-Men #110)

See you in Mekanix, Kitty. (X-Men #110)

Seems a little excessive, but I’m sure she appreciates the sentiment! (X-Men #110)

NEXT TIME: It’s our Winter Special and Cyclops is back!

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509 – No Fun Will Be Had

December 14, 2025 Jay 11 comments

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In which Marrow just want to be left alone; Spider-Man remains hapless; S.H.I.E.L.D. is unhelpful; Colossus dies; Shadowcat leaves the X-Men; and we are all on board for Mutants to Watch Out For.

X-PLAINED:

How Magik caught the Legacy Virus
Marrow (again)
Spider-Man and Marrow #1
Uncanny X-Men #390
X-Men #110
A fancy club
A terrible plan
The Legacy Virus (more) (again)
Some deeply contrived “science”
A life-affirming display of social interaction
The death of Colossus
A very silly sound effect
Acceptable handwriting
Nostalgia
A double send-off
Closure
Mortality in Otherworld
Imaginary crossovers

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As Mentioned in Episode 508 – Destiny’s Doodles

December 7, 2025 Jay 2 comments

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A quick workout with Charles Xavier. (Uncanny X-Men #389)

At my funeral, I want a kazoo band. (Uncanny X-Men #389)

Joe Mactaggert is a jerk. (Uncanny X-Men #389)

Rachel’s actually okay, but Kitty doesn’t know that yet. (Uncanny X-Men #389)

DAMNIT. (Uncanny X-Men #389)

I wonder how weird and specific Destiny’s diaries get. (Uncanny X-Men #389)

Bad times. (Uncanny X-Men #389)

Is this a bit? (X-Men #109)

They’re gonna hook up, and then everyone’s going to forget that Thunderthird ever existed. Poor guy. (X-Men #109)

Ye Olde Hot Chocolate Hall. (X-Men #109)

Seriously, though, what the hell? (X-Men #109)

Oh, my. (X-Men #109)

I love that instead of making the holy family generally mutant-looking, they straight-up used X-Men statues. (X-Men #109)

Coming soon: X-Treme X-Men! (X-Men #109)

Based on size, maybe it’s a box of tissues? (X-Men #109)

Wellp. (X-Men #109)

BEHOLD YOUR LEGACY (X-Men #109)

NEXT EPISODE: Colossus dies!

508 – Destiny’s Doodles

December 7, 2025 Jay 9 comments

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In which Professor Xavier is a jock; all of Shadowcat’s friends are dead; Storm recruits a team; Bishop makes new pals; and everyone gets festive.

X-PLAINED:

Some of Mystique’s secret kids
Uncanny X-Men #389
X-Men #109
Charles Xavier’s workout routine
Two funerals
Rave (the drug)
The wrong necklace
Destiny’s doodles
A large knife
Charles Xavier/Moira MacTaggert backstory
A snowball fight
A very sketchy circus
A break-up
“Christmas cheer”
A mysterious package
An X-Men nativity
Sage (Tessa)
Origins of X-Treme X-Men
Several gifts, some more mysterious than others
Charles Xavier’s legacy
Warwolves (more) (again)
Archangel’s color vision

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As Mentioned in Episode 503 – Dream’s Anticlimax

October 19, 2025 Jay 3 comments

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No, seriously. (Uncanny X-Men #388)

Ouch. (Uncanny X-Men #388)

A nonspecific explosion. (Uncanny X-Men #388)

So large. (Cable #87)

no but seriously how (Cable #87)

Bye, Post. (Cable #87)

One of his teammates has to draw the tattoo on every morning with a sharpie. (Bishop: The Last X-Man #16)

Every time they watch a movie, Wolverine carefully explains to his teammates that it’s not real. (Bishop: The Last X-Man #16)

Mother of the year. (Bishop: The Last X-Man #16)

Now kiss! (X-Men #108)

This is not subtext, although it may be an anagram of subtext. (X-Men #108)

NEXT EPISODE: SKA!

503 – Dream’s Anticlimax

October 19, 2025 Jay 5 comments

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In which history repeats itself; Senator Kelly prevaricates (and then dies); Magneto keeps the cape on; Mystique does evil science; Post remains irrelevant (and then dies); Pyro saves the day (and then dies); Cable is a large man; Moira MacTaggert does the astral nasty (and then dies); and we really, really, really want to go to Froggy World.

X-PLAINED:

Moira MacTaggert’s mutation
A dubious plan
Evidence that we are in the wrong universe
Other crossovers named “Dream’s End”
A significant disclaimer
Uncanny X-Men #388
Cable #87
Bishop: The Last X-Men #16
X-Men #108
A surprise presidential platform
Sir Gordon Phillips and his guests
The new Brotherhood of Mutants
Cable’s hair
A lot of movie allusions
An ambiguous explosion
A deeply pointless retcon
An illusion
Cable’s psimitar
Pyro’s last stand
Dickalogue
Astral sex
The (apparent) death of Moira MacTaggert
A weird bonding moment in a cemetery
How to identify a time traveler
The (actual) death of Senator Robert Kelly
Mutant-free parts of the Marvel Universe
Froggy World

NEXT EPISODE: Generation X!

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495 – The Goth

August 3, 2025 Jay 9 comments

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In which Rogue is beset with leadership; Psylocke’s telekinetic sword is narratively inconsistent; the Crimson Pirates are bad at their job; and you should not look to Frank Punisher as a role model.

X-PLAINED:

Whether Dani Moonstar is still a Valkyrie
X-Men #103-104
Uncanny X-Men #384-385
A crossover
Tessa (somewhat)
A test
The Goth (group)
Skulls
The Crimson Pirates
The mind of Tullamore Voge
Something “rough trade” does not mean
Visual representation of telepathy
Kymri (again)
The Goth (individual)
Skycycles
A ruse
How to get the X-Perts at a convention near you
What happened to the Massachusetts Academy

NEXT EPISODE: X-Men Forever

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As Mentioned in Episode 494 – You’ve Got Evil Mail

July 29, 2025 Miles Leave a comment

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Is Thunderbird cosplaying Colossus? (X-Men Unlimited #27)

Meet Neal Shaara! Or sometimes Neal Sharra, depending on who’s writing! (X-Men Unlimited #27)

In which Karima Shapandar literally jump-kicks her way into the issue. (See also the 1977 kung fu film The Invincible Armour.) (X-Men Unlimited #27)