Rachel Recaps X-Men: Evolution
S1E7: Turn of the Rogue

AND WE’RE BACK! Hi, Evolution! I’ve missed you!

Not only am I back recapping X-Men: Evolution, but I get to jump back in with my hands-down favorite episode of Season 1.

Remember back in Episode 3, when I told you that a lot of the best stuff in Season 1 revolves around Rogue? This is what I’m talking about, right here. “Turn of the Rogue” is a great showcase of my favorite aspects of X-Men: Evolution: the balance and interaction of the superheroic and the personal; emotionally resonant coming-of-age stories; and some of the strongest writing and performances of the season.

Also, Mystique turns into an eagle.

LET’S DO THIS THING.

"ATTENTION! YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A SUPERHERO CARTOON!"

“ATTENTION! YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A SUPERHERO CARTOON!”

We open—as X-Men adventures tend to—with a locked gate and a KEEP OUT notice.

Storm is patrolling in a security guard uniform, which pretty much guarantees that this is either a Danger Room exercise or a weird sex game with Logan. Or both, I guess.

Nope, it’s definitely just a training session,1 because Shadowcat ghosts up from the walkway and hits Ororo with the superhero-cartoon-classic knockout spray. That’s totally cheating if you’re the heroes, but I guess they get a pass because they’re kids (which actually seems like an even better reason not to give them knockout spray, but what the hell do I know?).2

Don't try this at home, kids!

Don’t try this at home, kids!

Anyway, it’s all very 1992, and I love it.

Spike takes out Wolverine the same way—sans phasing—and it’s nice to see that Wolverine is committed enough to his role to feign fear.

Once the guards are out, Jean telekinetically lowers Scott and Kurt down to their objective: Storm (presumably not the actual Storm, since she’s busy playing an unconscious guard). Storm is knocked out and chained to a pole, under a fancy laser grid; and also suspiciously white.

Cyclops manages to blast through the chain without disrupting the lasers, but Jean is surprised by a now-conscious Security Guard Wolverine. She drops the dudes through the grid, which is fortunately the kind that sets off alarms rather than the kind that dices you into tiny heat-cauterized cubes. The boys make a beeline for Storm, but—surprise—it’s not Storm at all! It’s Rogue—and she’s brought the opening credits!

Where does Professor X even GET these things?

Where does Professor X even GET these things?

Rogue absorbs Scott’s powers—although she doesn’t knock him out, which would be a pretty good sign that this wasn’t the real deal, if we hadn’t caught on already—and blasts Nightcrawler; at which point Cyclops stops the simulation. The Roguebot sinks to the floor; and you guys, I find it so profoundly unsettling that Professor Xavier owns robot replicas of his students’ classmates. That is some Arcade-level3 creepiness going on, there.

The Prof isn’t happy that Scott has stopped the simulation. Scott isn’t happy that Rogue is in the scenario. Wolverine and Storm aren’t happy that they have to go debrief instead of exploring the full potential of those security-guard uniforms. But there’s no time to talk about it, because it’s time for a school field trip!

The members of the geology club are clearly enthralled at the prospect of their upcoming field trip.

The members of the geology club are clearly enthralled at the prospect of their upcoming field trip.

That’s right, kids: the geology club is going spelunking! The teacher, Mr. Retedzke4, looks really unhappy to be there as he warns the students not to bring any “game toys,” which the kids reluctantly unload.5

Scott and Jean, who are too cool for game toys, are arguing about Rogue. Scott is upset that the Professor is throwing her into Danger Room simulations when they’re also trying to make friends with and recruit her. That is in fact a super valid concern! You’re a good kid, Evolution Scott. Too bad Principal Mystique is eavesdropping, smiling her superlatively sinister smile in a way that pretty much guarantees that she’ll find a way to use this against you.

"Well, you're functionally colorblind, but I have no idea why I thought this shirt was a good idea. What color is this, anyway? Mauve-brown?"

“Well, you’re functionally colorblind, but I have no idea why I thought this shirt was a good idea.”

I feel vaguely that I should also note that Scott and Jean are wearing different civilian clothes for the first time in this episode. I guess geology field trips are where all the kids let loose and go wild, at least for values of “wild” that involve mustard-yellow mock turtlenecks with the sleeves rolled up. Jean has apparently decided to wear white slacks on a caving expedition, which I guess is the kind of thing you can get away with when you’re telekinetic.

I have no idea what "yumar" means. The banner on the right just says COMPETITION.

I really want to do a Bayville High Hallway Posters art challenge. How would you promote YUMAR?

Meanwhile Rogue is working out alone in the school gym—which is decked out with similarly odd motivational posters to the ones we saw in the cafeteria in “Mutant Crush“— listening to the geology club get ready for their field trip and wishing she had a peer group that didn’t consist entirely of supervillains. There’s a super sad bit where she pointedly snaps the blinds shut, and then peeks through them at Scott and Jean being all platonically snuggly,6 but it’s interrupted by Mystique who’s come in to tell Rogue that she can’t have friends.

No, seriously. Mother of the year, there.

As in “Speed and Spyke,” I’m once again somewhere between impressed and horrified by how generally Mean Girls Mystique’s evil plots are. This feels less like an ideological conflict, and more like Xavier and the villains are leaders of opposing cliques, trying to undercut each other socially.7

After reminding Rogue that the X-Men are supposed to be her enemies, Mystique sends her off on the geology field trip to be “reminded just who [her] real friends are.”

Mystique’s machinations presumably go further than subjecting Rogue to hands-on lessons about metamorphic rocks bookended by two hours of sitting alone on a bus, because we immediately cut to Mr. Retedzke informing Jean that administration has booted her from the trip because she has too many absences.8 And Jean’s spot has been filled by none other than—you guessed it—Rogue.

How is Magneto ALWAYS backlit? I need to learn to do that.

How is Magneto ALWAYS backlit? I need to learn to do that.

Back at Stately Xavier Manor, Professor X goes to close an errant window when he finds himself imprisoned by the power of MAGNETISM! That’s right, kids: Magneto has graduated from paperclips to window frames. We’re all very proud.

Magneto is also very proud: specifically, he’s come to compliment Xavier on the development of his students’ mutant powers, and to inexplicably shame Xavier for not telling his kids that Principal Evil Powerbutch Sigourney Weaver Darkholme is actually Mystique.

I really don’t understand why Magneto would do this. On one hand, yeah, maybe he shakes Xavier’s confidence in his own leadership skills; but Magneto’s also basically urging Xavier to blow the cover of Magneto’s strategically placed lieutenant. Really, dude? Really?

Really.

I acutely regret not having made more Stu Benedict jokes in this recap. (The rest of you can google it later.)

I really should have made more Stu Benedict jokes in this recap. (The rest of you can google it later.)

Meanwhile, the long-suffering Mr. Retedzke is driving a school bus full of rowdy teenagers through a snowstorm in the mountains. “This isn’t a snowmobile trip, people,” he chides his charges, despite the fact that the bus is clearly towing a trailer full of snowmobiles.

Incidentally, it strikes me as an amazingly bad idea to drive a schoolbus—one towing a loaded trailer—through a snowstorm on narrow mountain roads. I mean, we’re talking about a vehicle that’s not particularly maneuverable and very top-heavy, and—notably—lacks seatbelts. CHOICES, BAYVILLE.

The combined expressions on their faces cover like 90% of my memories of high-school field trips.

The combined expressions on their faces cover like 90% of my memories of high-school field trips.

Scott seems to share my concern, but maybe that’s just because his default facial expression is worried. Rogue, on the other hand, is glowering spectacularly over the back of her seat. I love this kid.

As it turns out, Scott and I were totally right, and the bus skids around a sharp turn and starts to careen off a cliff. CALLED IT. Luckily for the Bayville Geology Club, Cyclops has a window seat and is able to use his force beams to stabilize the bus while everyone else is distracted by almost dying—well, everyone but Rogue, which means we get a brief exchange of awkward smiles, and it’s adorable.9

Unfortunately for the geology kids, the bus is fucked. Fortunately, this saves them from their teacher’s deeply dubious plan, which appears to be a three-point turn on the treacherous road they almost fell off. In a school bus. Pulling a trailer.

Rogue pipes up with an idea: they can take the snowmobiles the rest of the way to the cave they were headed to and waiting out the storm there. This plan seems flawed to me, but I’m having trouble putting my finger on why, because my familiarity with snowmobiles basically begins and ends at this cartoon.

Mr. Retedzke also appears to have misgivings, but he’s easily swayed by a bus full of enthusiastic teenagers, which is exactly why he should not be in charge of one. The kids pair off and drive carefully and responsibly to the predetermined rendezvous point.

Ha, no, just kidding. Rogue challenges Scott to a race, and he takes her up on it, because teenagers make terrible choices.

I couldn't get a good screenshot of this scene, so here's a gif of the hands-down best moment of the Casa Cristo race from Speed Racer.

I couldn’t get a good screenshot of this scene, so here’s a gif of the hands-down best moment of the Casa Cristo race from Speed Racer.

The best thing about this scene by far and away is their snowmobile buddies—an unnamed blonde girl and Emergency Backup Alex Paul, respectively—who are justifiably terrified when Scott and Rogue tear down cliffs like it’s fucking Casa Cristo.10 While they’re both being awful here, Rogue takes it up a notch by actually trying to ram her classmates off a cliff.

“Man, that girl is wiggy,” Paul exclaims. Thank you, Paul. You can go home now.

“No trophies for second place,” Rogue sneers when Scott and Paul finally pull up, as we hear her buddy throwing up offscreen. It’s the little details that really make this episode.

Back in Salem Center, Wolverine has joined Magneto on the Charles Xavier Conscience Train, and is urging the good prof to tell the kids the truth about Mystique.

“How do you tell students that their principal, whom they’re supposed to respect, and their enemy, are one and the same?” asks Xavier, who has apparently never met a teenager in his life.

Logan counters with the excellent point that if you trust kids to fight crime and maintain secret identities, you can probably trust them with the information that their principal is a supervillain. I think I’ve talked about this before, but I really like versions of Wolverine that skew harder to mentor than mercenary, and Evolution Wolverine does that really well. I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned how much I enjoy Scott McNeil in this role, but the answer is a lot: he’s got just the right balance of gruffness and consternation.11

Xavier doesn’t have the chance to rebut, because Storm and Jean arrive with some bad news: there’s a blizzard in the mountains! And Jean didn’t get to go on the field trip! Because his sense of scale is kind of iffy, Xavier decides that this clearly means something suspicious is afoot,12 and sends the X-Men to check it out. Professor Xavier is a total helicopter headmaster. I bet he has the X-Men deliver the kids’ lunches at school if they forget them.

Meanwhile in the mountains, the geology club has finally made it safely to the cave, where Mr. Retedzke is drawing dubious analogies between geological metamorphosis and mutation. Rogue, who has no time for this bullshit, wanders off into the caves; Scott follows, and nearly stumbles off a cliff. The camera lingers on rocks falling into the chasm below, which is basically television code for “Someone is definitely going to fall off this thing sooner rather than later.”

“I need to know, Scott,” says Rogue, “What is it you want from me?” I assume that there are roughly a zillion fanfiction stories where this scene turns into makeouts and crying, probably at the same time.

"I mean, I'd also settle for collegial acquaintanceship, if that's more comfortable."

“I mean, I’d also settle for collegial acquaintanceship, if that’s more comfortable.”

“I don’t want anything,” Scott tells her. “Well, except maybe your friendship.” He’s so earnest it’s almost physically painful.

Rogue is less interested in friendship: she wants to know if Principal Evil Powerbuch Sigourney Weaver Worst Mom Darkholme was telling the truth about the X-Men fighting pretend Rogue in battle simulations. Wait ‘til she finds out they actually own a robot replica of her.

I talked about this a little with Wolverine, earlier, but one of my favorite things about “Turn of the Rogue” is how well it highlights what I love about the characters at the center of it. Cyclops—especially Evolution Cyclops—is the Hufflepuffiest Hufflepuff ever to Hufflepuff: an incredibly sincere, compassionate kid who’ll go to incredible lengths to make sure no one get left out in the cold and tries his damnedest to do the right thing; and that is never going to be more evident than it is here.

Unfortunately, Scott doesn’t have time to make much of an impression on Rogue before Paul appears to shepherd them back to the group.

“Paul here is your friend,” snaps Rogue, “but I bet you never practice fighting him!”

If I had a dollar for every field trip that had ended this way...

GENE PARMESAN?!

“I’m afraid you’d lose that bet, Rogue,” says Paul, morphing first into Principal Darkholme, then Mystique,13 Because she’s Mystique, she follows up the reveal with a super kickass villain speech that ends with a line I am 100% sure she has been practicing for days in front of a mirror:

“You X-Men are nothing but puppets for Charles Xavier, and I am a sharp blade cutting your strings, just so I can watch you fall!”

Then she pushes him off a cliff.

Rogue is less than enchanted with her mentor’s decision to outright murder the only person who’s ever actually been nice to her. Mystique tries to compensate with some half-assed rationalization about how she’s really just protecting Rogue from the X-Men’s lies, but Rogue is pretty much done at this point.

“What did you do to Paul?” Rogue demands.

Is there anything more embarrassing than when your mom shows up on a field trip and stone-cold murders one of your peers?

Is there anything more embarrassing than when your mom shows up on a field trip and stone-cold murders one of your peers?

“Let’s just say he missed the bus,” Mystique tells her, which sounds totally sinister until she adds, after a portentous pause, “thanks to a little miscommunication about the departure time.” So I guess Paul’s not actually chopped up in a locker, just wandering around a parking lot looking confused.

Rogue, unimpressed, decides to get the truth from Mystique the old-fashioned way: psionically sucking it out through her skin in the form of a montage of recycled footage from “Rogue Recruit.”

His fingertips are ALSO gateways to a dimension of pure force, I guess? Or maybe a dimension of pure crampons?

Cyclops’s fingertips are apparently gateways to a dimension of pure crampons.

With Mystique out of the way, Rogue runs to find Scott, whose mutant powers apparently include the world’s strongest fingertips, given that he’s caught and is still somehow hanging on to a ledge about sixty feet down. There’s a moment of impending doom when Mystique appears to be jumping down to finish him off, but, nah, it’s just Rogue with some borrowed powers, and she manages to pull him back up.

“It’s getting kinda hard to tell the players without a score card around here,” Scott complains.14

Look at that face. That's the face of a person who loves her work.

Look at that face. That’s the face of a woman who loves her work.

Their reunion is interrupted by Mystique pushing a gigantic boulder down on them. I love how pleased she always looks when she’s being evil. Follow your bliss, Mystique.

Scott and Rogue dive out of the way, and land in the icy underground river below, where by some miracle they do not immediately drown. The river sweeps them toward a rock wall, which Scott manages to blast out of the way, so they careen over a waterfall instead, which I guess is marginally better.

The kids land on a narrow rock bridge straight out of CLIMACTIC STANDOFF SETTINGS ‘R’ US. They’re both freezing and wet, and Scott has hit his head and is semiconscious.

“You’re gonna be okay,” Rogue reassures him. “You’re gonna be—“ She stops for a moment to take stock of the situation. “Oh, man. We’re gonna die.”

Have I mentioned recently how much I love Evolution Rogue? So much, and Meghan Black’s delivery is just spot-on throughout this episode.

"Look, I know my legal guardian is a manipulative jerk, but at least he never changes into a fucking WOLF."

“Look, I know my legal guardian is a manipulative jerk, but at least he never changes into a fucking WOLF.”

Despite freezing wind, certain death, and traumatic brain injury, Rogue and Scott manage to cement their friendship with the glue of being jerked around by adults they trust. GO, TEAM!

As the kids bond in the face of their inevitable doom, the grown-up X-Men are high-tailin’ it to the mountains in the blackbird: Wolverine in the pilot seat, Xavier silently judging, and Storm in the back, loudly protesting that she’s “a weather witch, not a snowplow.” Oh, Storm. You tried.

Because, sure, why not?

Because, sure, why not?

Not hard enough, though, because in the cave, Mystique has just turned into a GIANT WOLF. Okay, then. Scott’s pretty much out at this point, which is a problem, because he was the one of the two of them with powers that worked outside of biting distance.

Scott’s state is proving a problem for the X-Men, as well—without his conscious mind for Xavier to lock on to, there’s no way for them to find the kids in what have by now become total whiteout conditions.

Rogue’s initial plan is basically to use Scott as a beacon—continuing the fine comics-based tradition of dragging him around and aiming him like a cannon while he’s unconscious or semiconscious, which they seriously do for like a third of X-Men: The Hidden Years. Unfortunately, maintaining it for any length of time pretty much requires a telekinetic, which Rogue’s not; and while Scott manages to keep his eyes open long enough to catch the attention of the blackbird, that still leaves the problem of Mystique, who is still a super pissed-off wolf.

If only Rogue had some way to—and I’m just spitballing here—maybe like borrow, or, say, absorb powers from people she was near? That’d be pretty useful, right? Apparently we’re on the same page: Rogue absorbs Scott’s powers and blasts wolf Mystique off the bridge, at which point Mystique TURNS INTO A MAJESTIC FUCKING BALD EAGLE AND OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.

I mean, that's a super punchable eagle, right? Not, like, pterodactyl levels of punchable, but still pretty punchable.

You’ve got to admit: that’s a pretty punchable eagle. Not, like, pterodactyl levels of punchable, but still pretty punchable.

Before she can swoop in and carry the kids off to feed her young or whatever, Eagle Mystique is blocked by the descent of the cavalry Blackbird and a very irate Wolverine, who appears in the hatch to threaten Eaglestique with his claws. She squawks angrily and swoops away, which is kind of a shame, because I feel like Wolverine just straight-up punching a bald eagle would be the best gif of all time. Instead, he leaps down and grabs Scott and Rogue just as the bridge crumbles away, which I guess is also acceptable.

“Where’s your allegiance, kid—us or them?” Wolverine asks Rogue, who’s curled up shivering in a corner of the Blackbird.

Rogue is worried that answering wrong will get her thrown out of the jet. “Nope,” says Wolverine, “Not our style.” The X-Men prefer to menace children on the ground, thank you very much. Rogue, whose life is pretty much going to suck either way, chooses the X-Men, earning her a claw-free handshake from Wolverine and a knowing smirk from Professor X.15

"Also, you've really got to stop building robot duplicates of teenage girls, because that is just creepy as fuck."

“Also, you’ve really got to stop building robot duplicates of teenage girls, because that is just creepy as fuck.”

Later, back at Stately Xavier Manor, the kids have gathered to take their asshole teacher to task for not telling them that the principal who was making their lives miserable was in fact a supervillain. TRUE FACT: There is nothing more satisfying than watching Charles Xavier’s students call him on his bullshit.16

Rogue, as the newest addition to the team, gets to officially state this episode’s Jedi Lesson, which boils down to “honesty is important.”

Professor X agrees to try to lie a little less, and Scott and his recent head injury pipe in to add, “It’s nice to know we’ve all got something to learn. That’s what makes us X-Men.” Actually, Scott, I’m pretty sure that what makes you X-Men is using your mutant powers to fight to protect a world that hates and fears you; and maybe also the costumes with the Xs on them. Nice try, though.

NEXT WEEK: Dracula: The Musical


NOTES:

1. While I (reasonably) assume that Logan and Ororo use the Danger Room for weird sex games ALL THE TIME, they also seem like the kind of people who’d be generally aware of appropriate boundaries as adult authority figures.

2. I checked with my mom, who teaches middle school, and she confirms that it is in fact probably a bad idea to give knockout spray to humans at developmental stages when they’re basically wired for impulsivity. (That said, pretty much any argument against giving kids weapons is also going to be an argument against training them as superheroes, which would pretty much preclude this series, so, ONWARD!)

3. Comics arcade, not Evolution Arcade, who does not—to the best of my knowledge—keep robot replicas of anyone in his basement.

4. My kingdom for a version of this episode where Professor Garrity from “Mutant Crush” is along as a snarky co-chaperone.

5. The Game Toy is a little known handheld gaming system best known for such smash hits as Bokéman and Super Maria World.

6. I think the fact that they’re touching is supposed to make this extra poignant—look, Rogue, it’s everything you can’t have—but the fact that they’re doing it through fabric completely undercuts that particular point.

7. Yes, I realize that this is a show set in a high school. However, most of the plots in question are masterminded by adults, so I maintain that those setups are still super weird.

8. Bayville really needs some kind of half-day superhero program or something.

9. Look, I KNOW Scott and Rogue are the Official Signature ‘Ship of the show, but fuck, I like them so much as friends.

10. Go, Speed Racer, go!

11. I just looked Scott McNeil up on IMDB, and apparently he played Grumpy Bear in the series Care Bears: Adventures in Care-a-Lot as well as a stand-alone animated movie, and I cannot describe how happy this makes me.

12. He’s not wrong, but he’s right for the wrong reasons.

13. I’d like to think she was just hanging out, waiting for the right straight line.

14. Somewhere in the X-Pert Cave, an alarm blares. Miles looks up from the bulletin board, where he’s pinning red string between images clipped out of the Stryfe’s Strike File special, and leaps to a red phone. “Rachel,” he calls, “To the Blackbird! We’re needed on Earth-11052!”

15. It’s gonna be SO AWKWARD when she finds the Roguebot.

16. Well, maybe Wolverine punching a bald eagle; but sadly, that ship has sailed.

30 comments

  1. Katrina Lehto says:

    I never before nor after this show shipped Scott and Rogue but I’ll be damned if I didn’t want it to work out for them while watching this show.

    • graylensman says:

      The ship-tease was something that worked well for the show, based largely on the set-up. Although the fact both of them have powers they feel make them dangerous to others could have been something too (except the show never really brought that up between them). It would have been interesting for them to have had some moments bonding over that, whether platonic or not.

  2. Fruitso says:

    Wait a minute, if Mystique was emergency backup Alex the whole time, that means the line “Man, that girl is wiggy”, was her trying to imitate teenager speak. Of course you could argue this is how regular Paul would talk, but I just really find it amusing to imagine Mystique talking like that in normal everyday conversation

  3. Philip Lopez says:

    Oh you’re giving Xavier and Logan way too much credit in that opening scene. I assumed Xavier had used his powers to make Storm and Logan ACTUALLY BELIEVE they were security guards at an empty warehouse.

  4. John G. says:

    Yeah, the Scott/Rogue tease from this series was really sweet to see. I wish we could have seen it grow into something over the course of the series.

    And yay, recaps are back! I loved this show when it was first airing but man, I didn’t realize how blinded I was by my adoration until Rachel started doing these.

  5. Thoughtful Camel says:

    I am so happy Rachel Recaps is the back!!!! I have been missing this so desperately. Thank you for posting this!

  6. LorekeeperGlaci says:

    I dunno about the Rogue/Scott fanfiction moment, but I would totally read a fanfic based on note 14 where Rachel and Miles take Earth-11052 by storm

  7. Noni says:

    ““You X-Men are nothing but puppets for Charles Xavier, and I am a sharp blade cutting your strings, just so I can watch you fall!”” – I don’t know much about comics Mystic, but this line is one of my favorite lines from her in this series, because it basically summarizes most of her behavior and motivation until the end of the series. I never quite got why Mystic is so invested in defeating the X-men, specially after she stopped working for Magneto, so knowing that she does so because basically proving Xavier wrong amuses her seems pretty straight forward to me. It’s a character statement moment, and at the same time kinda corny because, who defines themselves like that? I love it.

  8. Argo says:

    Love that this is back. I missed it so much.

    And this became one of my favorites as well. Cyke at his best and Rouge joining thanks to it. And as much as the ship tickles me to no end…I may need to rephrase that later, I do like the idea of them playing up the friendship these 2 can inspire just by interacting.

    The kinda brooding, stiff good kid willing to give a hand to help and the goth girl who wants that help but at times can’t make that final step. It’s fanfic fuel if I ever saw it.

    Oh and Rachel, you need to make a gif or motivational poster of Evo Scott’s Hufflepuffleness and copyright it.

    • Jaymes says:

      The Hufflepuff thing just made me realise the resemblance of the cinematic Cedric Diggory, a rare notable member of that house, to the “Evolution” Cyclops. Now I’m just wondering why this show never had a hedge maze episode.

  9. Britt says:

    The geology club include the teenaged Power Pack with Paul substituting Alex Power.

    Fact: Paul is a talented Alex impersonator and is waiting for the chance to show off his Alex Aron and Alex Wilder.

  10. Karlen says:

    >I find it so profoundly unsettling that Professor Xavier owns robot replicas of his students’ classmates.

    I don’t know if this was before or after it was revealed that Professor X was married to Mystique, but I’m making head canon that the robots and the Mystique marriage point to some pretty kinky things that Xavier is into. Which, really, with all his other shenanigans just seems like another check box to tick off when describing the guy. Not that he can’t have his own kinks, but having robots of your teenage students is on par for the inherent creepiness factor of the Holodeck on Star Trek. We all know what it’s used for, we just don’t acknowledge it.

    • Icon_UK says:

      There’s a reason that “Holodeck janitor” is one of the least popular jobs in all of Starfleet you know.

    • Keran says:

      I’m pretty sure – though I could be pretty wrong, because Bendis is pretty incomprehensible at times – that the marriage with Mystique has been reversed due to Tempus meddling with time before ‘The Last Will and Testament of Charles Xavier’ wrapped up. Which, realistically, was the only thing to do with that little tidbit.

  11. pdhudson says:

    It’s interesting that Mystique is basically an Animorph on this show. And it kind of makes sense, because if she can already violate conservation of mass by turning into a person who is shorter or taller than she is, then what’s to stop her from turning into a raven or an eagle? Or a wolf? Or, hell, an enormous friggin’ dragon? When you really stop and think about it, the implications are kind of terrifying. Mystique could probably turn into Godzilla and stomp Xavier’s mansion into dust if she wanted to.

  12. Seth says:

    “I talked about this a little with Wolverine, earlier, but one of my favorite things about “Turn of the Rogue” is how well it highlights what I love about the characters at the center of it.”

    The first time I read this I thought Rachel had actually talked this over with Wolverine. I was a little disappointed to realize I’d read the tenses wrong. 🙂

  13. Kelly says:

    I know it’s animation cliche that everybody gets like one outfit a season but I completely LOVE that Scott and Jean get cold weather outfits, and Rogue gets work out gear, but Rogue goes snowmobiling in a tank top and mini skirt with only a big coat. That she doesn’t zip up.

    If you can wear something in Mississippi you can’t wear it in a foot of snow. I’m willing to put myself on the line for that one. Maybe Mississippi is known to everyone east of the Rockies as prime snowmobiling territory and I’ll eat my words.

    Anyway, I love your recaps. X-Men Evolution is so tied to my intro to fandom it’s embarrassing but I love every second of this ridiculous show.

  14. M.C. Simon Milligan says:

    “Oh, man. We’re gonna die.”

    This line is the exact moment the show sold itself to me.

  15. Nevanna says:

    Excellent recap, as always. I have a lot of feelings about this episode because it’s the first one I ever saw, but in retrospect, you’re absolutely right that Rogue has the best episodes of the season.

    Also, like you, I’m always here for Xavier’s students calling him out on his BS.

  16. Magnus says:

    I just wanna say I love the show, still sorta catching up, on episode 61, would love to see these come back.

    • J. Rachel says:

      They will. They fell prey to a combination of real-life stuff and a spiral of weird perfectionist paralysis, which appears to be on its way out. Other blog stuff should be back soon, too, ideally.

      Brains are the worst. =P

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