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As Mentioned in Episode 331 – Surprised by Brood

April 25, 2021 Jay 2 comments

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…Maybe it’s one of those really small motels where none of the bedding matches? I don’t know. (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

Secret Origins of Hannah Conover, part 1 of 2. (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

Secret Origins of Hannah Conover, part 2 of 2. (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

Meet the Firstborn! (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

Lookitthat blastin’-mussed hair! (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

And wet hair! Brian Hitch is a treasure. (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

She protec but she also attac (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

I dunno, man; angels are pretty weird. (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

#relationshipgoals (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

And she’s still in that pod today. Somewhere. Probably. (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

Maybe Chick tracts have made me excessively cynical about Jesus showing up in comic books. (X-Men vs. Brood #1)

NEXT EPISODE: And so they do.

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Learn more about Hannah’s origins in Episode 95 – Earthfall!

331 – Surprised by Brood

April 25, 2021 Jay 11 comments

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In which we take a break from the lead-up to Onslaught; Hannah Conover is the queen of dangling plot threads (and also of the Brood); Wolverine is the strangest angel; William Conover is the chillest minister in the Marvel Universe; and Excalibur writer Tini Howard gives us the inside scoop on Gambit’s trench coat.

X-PLAINED:

Mutant Brood
The Brood vs. Brood X cicadas
X-Men vs. Brood: Day of Wrath #1-2
Theological origins of John Ostrander
Hair
An unspoken motif in pin-up art
Reverend William Conover (more)(again)
Hannah Conover (more)(again)
The Brood (more)(again)
The Brood Empress
The Firstborn
Atypical Queen-Broodling power dynamics
Brood of the future
A strange angel
What Gambit’s trench coat is made of

NEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk

NEXT EPISODE: The end of the Externals!

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As Mentioned in Episode 330 – Suddenly, Ninjas

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Photo backgrounds are among his arcane talents. (Uncanny X-Men #329)

*skitter* (Uncanny X-Men #329)

Seriously, I love this concept. (Uncanny X-Men #329)

If I had a dollar for every time I’d seen an angry man pull a tiny dude out of the back of an old woman, I would be… well, broke, but that’s not the point. (Uncanny X-Men #329)

Ah, yes, the sacred goth club. (Uncanny X-Men #329)

Seriously, there is no reasonable justification for this. (Uncanny X-Men #330)

Note: He pulled that figurine out of Archangel’s chest. (Uncanny X-Men #330)

Looks like one of those days. (X-Men #50)

Sure, why not? (X-Men #50)

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE BEAST? (X-Men #50)

Another day, another giant floating head in the Xavier manor. (X-Men #50)

NEXT EPISODE: Brooding.

330 – Suddenly, Ninjas

April 18, 2021 Jay 40 comments

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In which the podcast turns seven; Matt has officially edited half the podcast; a lot of things are made by metal; Doctor Strange is a big weirdo; Gambit is a scoundrel, not a villain; Wolverine goes goth; Onslaught could probably use a better herald; Bishop fires two guns whilst going aaaaaaa; and we commit to making what sense we can of Onslaught.

X-PLAINED:

How Betsy got her body back
Several simultaneous anniversaries
Uncanny X-Men #329-330
X-Men #50
Some ninja bullshit
A lot of less-benign-than-it-looks racism
Excellent use of a neon sign
An odd couple
The evolution of art tools
Steam vs. metal
Gomurr the Ancient
The Ebon Vein
Catastrophic magic
Our favorite iterations of Doctor Strange
The Crimson Dawn
How one becomes Gomurr the Ancient
Tar (Proctor of the Crimson Dawn)
Post (Herald of Onslaught)
An entity who may or may not be Onslaught
Continuity party tricks
Survivors of the Age of Apocalypse

NEXT EPISODE: Brood X!

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As Mentioned in Episode 329 – Scheming and Argument

April 11, 2021 Jay Leave a comment

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Same cover, different week. (Excalibur #94)

Rahne “Aleph from Global Frequency” Sinclair. (Excalibur #94)

Sorry. I just can’t accept this as Tangerine. (Excalibur #94)

He could totally have rocked the swim cap, though. (Excalibur #94)

Ew, they’re all goopy. (Excalibur #94)

Well, damn. (Excalibur #94)

We call that a “Muir Hello.” (X-Man #12)

It also goes PING! (X-Man #12)

Okay: That is legitimately cool. (X-Man #12)

The actual tagline of Squeezits(TM) was “Squeeze the fun out of it.” I swear to g-d I’m not making this up. (X-Man #12)

Look at those mid ’90s computer graphics! (Excalibur #95)

Moira doesn’t give a fuck if she’s not your real mom; she’s grounding you anyway. (Excalibur #95)

Oh, Rory. Buddy. (Excalibur #95)

This is also roughly how it feels to read like 20 years of X-Men in a sitting. (Excalibur #95)

What Excalibur’s thinking about. (Excalibur #95)

NEXT EPISODE: The herald of Onslaught; but also this fashion situation.

329 – Scheming and Argument

April 11, 2021 Jay 17 comments

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In which Nate Grey has the soul of a man in a mesh shirt; Black Air is somehow even worse than you thought it was; Hulk does not want to be x-treme teen from alternate dimension; we are excited as hell for the upcoming Frasier/Ewing Gamma Flight; and Moira MacTaggert is (sometimes) the adult we need.

X-PLAINED:

Nate Grey’s (possible) demon zombie baby
What Excalibur’s been up to lately
Excalibur #94-95
X-Man #12
Yet another take on roughly the same dark future
Dark-future disambiguation
Bangs
The Black Wall
Leather vs. vinyl
Sentinels pooping sentinels
Nate Grey (more) (again)
Gamma Flight
Excessively silly diagnostic technology
Squeezits(TM)
A minor intervention
X-characters most likely to lead a successful book club
Warlock on Krakoa

NEXT EPISODE: The Herald of Onslaught (for real, this time, we promise)!

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HAWK TALK – Doctor Internet

April 4, 2021 Miles 17 comments

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This would usually be a skip week, but the world is still being a jerk, so we made you a bonus, entirely unedited, and almost entirely off-topic episode. This time, we talked about the Internet.

Topics, roughly:

Blazing fast 28.8 Kbps dial-up
AOL CDs
Final Fantasy, MIDI-style
Angelfire vs. Carrd
The Gaming Intelligence Agency
The Brunching Shuttlecocks
The finest memes of the early 2000s
Chaos
Social media, as explained by Jay
Social media, as baffles Miles
Podcasts vs. the Internet

As Mentioned in Episode 328 – Single Blue Male

April 4, 2021 Jay Leave a comment

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It’s not baseball, but it’ll do! (X-Men #48)

It’s rough to be Bishop. (X-Men #48)

The extra arms make it extra funny. (X-Men #48)

*Rimshot* (X-Men #48)

Dark Beast X-Plains Bishop. (X-Men #48)

Bishop, that’s flirting. (X-Men #49)

“Bishop with Kittens” should be a thing. (X-Men #49)

This one’s for Douglas Wolk. (X-Men #49)

Never trust anybody. (X-Men #49)

Except by the time it happens, they look way more alike. (X-Men Unlimited #10)

Hank McCoy was an objectively kind of terrible child. (X-Men Unlimited #10)

This would be so fun to climb around! (X-Men Unlimited #10)

Hank, buddy, no. (X-Men Unlimited #10)

Honestly, I’d prefer a toaster. (X-Men Unlimited #10)

What the HELL, dude? (X-Men Unlimited #10)

Time to face the… nope. I’m not gonna do it. (X-Men Unlimited #10)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MCCOY! (X-Men Unlimited #10)

NEXT EPISODE: X-Man vs. Excalibur!

328 – Single Blue Male

March 28, 2021 Jay 19 comments

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In which Sam Guthrie will take all your money; Gambit has exceptionally poor judgment; having friends who are couples means getting to be the big spoon AND the little spoon; Hank McCoy is the agrarian Rube Goldberg; and there are a lot of ways to appreciate a comic.

X-PLAINED:

Several colors of Beast
X-Men #48-49
X-Men Unlimited #10
The Floating Super Hero Poker Game
Large hands
Various refugees from the Age of Apocalypse
Surge(TM)
Pam Greenwood (Fatale)
Many gratuitous murders
Iconic runs we’re not into
Generations of teen X-Men

NEXT WEEK: Hawk talk!

NEXT EPISODE: Nate Grey vs. Excalibur!

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