Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

All Good Things

Something we’ve talked about a lot on the show is how much we like stories and series with deliberate endings. Endings are important: They provide closure and meaning. They give narratives shape. And it’s with that in mind that we want to let you know that Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men will be ending later this year.

We never meant for this to be a forever podcast. That it has lasted for going on twelve years is amazing–a gift we never could have imagined when we started out–and it’s important to us to finish it right, to go out deliberately instead of fading off or hitting an abrupt wall.

Don’t worry–we’re not going away next week, or even next month. We’re going to hit a few bucket-list episodes, and then go into one last series: Grant Morrison’s seminal run on New X-Men.

There are a few reasons we’ve decided to wrap with the Morrison run. It’s an incredible high note, one of the most groundbreaking single runs in the history of the franchise. Moreover, it’s a beginning. Morrison’s run on New X-Men signals a sea change in the X-books and their readers’ relationships to them, and feels like the right time to pass the torch to our listeners.

We hope that over the last nearly-twelve years–more than twelve by the time we end–we’ve not only taught you about X-Men continuity and the perils of time travel, but helped you build the tools that’ll let you engage critically with the stories you love and find joy even in the ones you don’t.

You’ve got this.

We believe in you.

(We’ll also be around for the next five-or-so months, so, there’s that.)

Love,
Jay & Miles

As Mentioned in Episode 513 – Eve of Destruction

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LINKS AND FURTHER READING:

513 – Eve of Destruction

In which Jay and Miles make an announcement; the X-Men are down to bare bones; Cyclops and Corsair are stunningly bad at feelings; Trish Tilby is stunningly bad at journalism; Magneto says goodbye to nuance; and Jean Grey assembles a team.

X-PLAINED:

  • X-Corps vs. X-Corp
  • A thing that will be happening in a few months
  • The story so far
  • Uncanny X-Men #391-392
  • X-Men #111
  • The state of the X-Men
  • A short-lived Cyclops costume
  • A reunion
  • A sorry excuse
  • Resolution, somewhat
  • Genosha (more) (again)
  • Conflict of interest
  • Several excellent villain speeches
  • Joanna Cargill (Frenzy) (again)
  • Jean-Paul Beaubier (Northstar) (again)
  • Hector Rendoza
  • Yet another angry mob
  • Paulie Provenzano (Omerta)
  • Leyu Yoshida (Sunpyre)
  • Ice skating in Rockefeller Center
  • Our picks for a new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants

NEXT EPISODE: Eve of Destruction concludes!


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As Mentioned in Episode 512 – You Can Get Anything You Want at Stryfe’s Restaurant

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512 – You Can Get Anything You Want at Stryfe’s Restaurant

In which it’s rude to eat in a helmet; Cable does his best villain bit; Bishop is clearly unfamiliar with early X-Force; we’re pretty sure clones still count as people; and Stryfe is the surprise MVP of Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom.

X-PLAINED:

  • Another time Stryfe and Bishop teamed up
  • Gambit & Bishop: Sons of the Atom #3-6
  • Some of the Witness’s fancy swag
  • An extremely awkward meal
  • Stryfe in four pages
  • Unsubtle foreshadowing
  • The relative ethics of killing Stryfe
  • A visual representation of time
  • Somewhat logical consequences
  • Bad clone ethics
  • Future uncertainty
  • Le Bête Noir
  • Hell-lord / anti-Phoenix disambiguation
  • A fancy t-shirt
  • The appropriate amount of mean to be to Stryfe
  • When Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom takes place relative to The Search for Cyclops (more) (again) (inconclusive)
  • Reasons not to live under a crypt in New Orleans
  • Betty Noir’s
  • Relative (fictional) body counts
  • Business-casual Stryfe
  • Lucas Bishop, kitten guy
  • Relitigating the X-traitor

NEXT EPISODE: Eve of Destruction (and some bonus Summers family bullshit)


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As Mentioned in Episode 511 – Night Science

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LINKS & FURTHER HORRORS

511 – Night Science

In which we unapologetically ship Gambit and Bishop; pelicans are deeply alarming birds; Charles Xavier watches your sex dreams; the Witness is a Whole Continuity Thing; and the T’ieves Guild is really just here to steal your stuff.

X-PLAINED:

  • Destiny’s frequently retconned diaries
  • Midi series
  • Gambit (more) (again)
  • Bishop (more) (again)
  • Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom Alpha
  • Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1-2
  • When Gambit and Bishop: Sons of the Atom takes place relative to The Search for Cyclops
  • Some things pelicans get up to
  • An upsetting dream
  • Ethics of telepathy (more) (again)
  • Night science
  • Some of what Stryfe has been up to
  • French nouns
  • A theoretical Orphan Black video game
  • The Witness (LeBeau) (more) (again)
  • The Witness Cave
  • How to make Bishop a more central X-character
  • The relative importance of T’ieves Guild continuity

NEXT EPISODE: Stryfe in a diner!


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As Mentioned in Episode 510 – Giant-Size Special #14 (feat. Alex Paknadel)

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510 – Giant-Size Special #14 (feat. Alex Paknadel)

In which we attempt an all-Cyclops Winter special; X-Men are bad at processing grief; writer Alex Paknadel X-Plains his upcoming Cyclops miniseries; every character (except Cameron Hodge) is someone’s favorite; and you remain the best listeners of any podcast, ever.

X-PLAINED:

  • Clones of Cyclops
  • Gwen Warren
  • Our year in review
  • X-Men: The Search for Cyclops #1-4
  • Ahmed and his mustache
  • Emotional support boats
  • A monkey
  • Apoca-lips
  • Anias
  • Boxes of fire
  • One way of coping with trauma
  • Ozymandias (more) (again)
  • The relative criminality of a trail of questions
  • Cat lady problems
  • Twice as many cat ladies named Anias as you’d expect
  • Terrible logic
  • Caliban (more) (again)
  • Several unpleasant reunions
  • Alex Paknadel’s definitive Cyclopses
  • Fun with minor characters
  • Proxy characters and “highly polished surfaces”
  • Characters to revisit
  • Sentinels
  • Cyclops vs. his own powers
  • Cyclops’s powers vs. continuity
  • Who Scott Summers is when he’s alone
  • The punch dimension
  • The 11th Annual Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau Awards for Excellence at X-Cellence
  • Many people to whom we are profoundly grateful

NEXT EPISODE: Gambit & Bishop: Now Kiss Sons of the Atom


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As Mentioned in Episode 509 – No Fun Will Be Had

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