Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

As Mentioned in Episode 89: Giant-Size Special #3

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THE 2015 SUPER DOCTOR ASTRONAUT PETER CORBEAU AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE IN X-CELLENCE

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  • Best X-Writer – Dennis Hopeless
  • Best X-Artist – Mike Norton
  • Best X-Colorist – Jordie Bellaire
  • Best Soap Opera –Ā Inferno
  • Irene Adler Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Book or Series –Ā X-Men ’92 ongoing
  • Harvey and Janet Award for Best Walk-On –Ā Falcon Pirate (Wolverines #1)
  • About Damn TimeĀ – Iceman comes outĀ (All-New X-Men #40 andĀ X-Men #600)
  • Cyclops Has a Good Day Award –Ā UncannyĀ X-Men #600
  • Shameless Pandering –Ā X-Men ’92
  • MetaCorbeau for ExemplaryĀ Use of Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau in a Comic BookĀ – Al Ewing (Mighty Avengers #8)
  • Best Ongoing X-SeriesX-Force (w: Si Spurrier; a: various)
  • Rising Star – Wolverine (Laura Kinney)
  • Best Withering Sneers* – Kristafer Anka
  • The Didn’t-Fit-Into-Any-Other-Categories-and-Isn’t-Technically-an-X-Book-but-We-Wanted-to-Give-It-an-Award-Anyway Award –Ā Siege (w: Kieron Gillen, a: Filipe Andrade)
  • Still the Best Listeners of Any Podcast, Ever – YOU.Ā Again.**

*Kris Anka owns this category so thoroughly that, in the name of fairness, he will be disqualified starting in 2016; at which point the name of this category will officially change toĀ the Kristafer AnkaĀ Award for Best Withering Sneer in an X-Book.

**Seriously. We may be a wee bit biased; but honestly, you’reĀ just wildly unfair to the competition.

CLASSIC CORBEAUSĀ (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2015)

  • Buried Treasure –Ā Fallen Angels
  • You TriedĀ –Ā Magneto (New Mutants)
  • Jack Kirby Award for Best Intersection of Weird and Epic in a Single Character DesignĀ –Ā Walter Simonson (Archangel,Ā X-Factor)
  • Improbably Endearing Moppet – Franklin Richards
  • High Bar Award – Bill Sienkiewicz (New Mutants)
  • Most Heroic Hair – Alan Davis
  • Most Organized Supervillain – Cameron Hodge

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83 – Live at Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival

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Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 11/22/2015 at the shop, or contact David to purchase the original.

 

In which we travel back in time to 1979 for our second live convention special; X-Men Annual #3 desperately needs a Queen soundtrack; George Perez draws great Banshee; Polemachus is kind of a bullshit planet; we dream of a world without Funky Winkerbean; Cyclops’s costume does not mix and match well; if you can be someone else, you should probably be Brian Blessed; Colossus gets a dragon; and Vegas Valley Comic Book Festival isĀ awesome.

X-PLAINED:

  • X-misadventuresĀ in Las Vegas
  • X-Men Annual #3
  • Arkon the Magnificent
  • Isadore and Irmagarde Uhman
  • The Comical Books
  • Polemachus the planet vs. Polemachus the person
  • Funky Winkerbean
  • Several logistical problems with the Danger Room
  • MVP Cyclops
  • Some very good visual counterpoint to dialogue
  • Paperboard lightning bolt disambiguation
  • Jay’s favorite Starman story
  • X-title and music pairings
  • Imperions
  • Visual perspective in grand melees
  • How to order a meal on Polemachus
  • One specific variation on Cyclops’s powers
  • The X-Men as Spinal Tap
  • Space-barbarian eyewear
  • The annual cabinet
  • The most appropriate X-team placement for Funky Winkerbean
  • Best worst characters
  • Our favorite X-Force teams
  • Secret Convergence on Infinite Podcasts

NEXT WEEK: Somehow, Cameron Hodge manages to get even worse.


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The 2015 Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau Awards for Excellence in X-Cellence

(Also, at LONG last: THE RESULTSĀ OF THE 2014 SUPER DOCTOR ASTRONAUT PETER CORBEAU COLORING CONTEST!)

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While the Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau Awards for Excellence in X-Cellence* officially made their debut in thisĀ weekā€™s Giant-Size Special, we wanted to take a moment to revisit them: the X-books, creators, and concepts that rocked our year.

Also,Ā last year, we did a Corbeau Coloring Contest, kept extending the deadline, and then forgot about it entirely, because we areĀ slightly terrible. HOWEVER, we have collected all of the entries, and we are AT LONG LAST prepared to declare a definitive winner, which you can find below the 2015 awards.

If your nameā€“or a project to which you contributedā€“appears on the list below, and you would like an actual, physical Corbeau Award to hang on your wall, please drop us a line, and we will make and mail you one. It will be beautiful, classy, and possibly wearable.

AND SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS OF THE 2015 SUPER DOCTOR ASTRONAUT PETER CORBEAU AWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE IN X-CELLENCE:

  • Best X-Writer ā€“ Dennis Hopeless
  • Best X-Artist ā€“ Mike Norton
  • Best X-Colorist ā€“ Jordie Bellaire
  • Best Soap Opera ā€“Ā Inferno
  • Irene Adler Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Book or Series ā€“Ā X-Men ā€™92ongoing
  • Harvey and Janet Award for Best Walk-On ā€“Ā Falcon Pirate (Wolverines #1)
  • About Damn TimeĀ ā€“ Iceman comes outĀ (All-New X-Men #40 andĀ X-Men #600)
  • Cyclops Has a Good Day Award ā€“Ā UncannyĀ X-Men #600
  • Shameless Pandering ā€“Ā X-Men ā€™92
  • MetaCorbeau for ExemplaryĀ Use of Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau in a Comic BookĀ ā€“ Al Ewing (Mighty Avengers #8)
  • Best Ongoing X-Series ā€“ X-Force (w: Si Spurrier; a: various)
  • Rising Star ā€“ Wolverine (Laura Kinney)
  • Best Withering Sneers* ā€“ Kristafer Anka
  • The Didnā€™t-Fit-Into-Any-Other-Categories-and-Isnā€™t-Technically-an-X-Book-but-We-Wanted-to-Give-It-an-Award-Anyway Award ā€“Ā Siege (w: Kieron Gillen, a: Filipe Andrade)
  • Still the Best Listeners of Any Podcast, Ever ā€“ YOU.Ā Again.**

*Kris Anka owns this category so thoroughly that, in the name of fairness, he will be disqualified starting in 2016; at which point the name of this category will officially change toĀ the Kristafer AnkaĀ Award for Best Withering Sneer in an X-Book.

**Seriously. We may be a wee bit biased; but honestly, youā€™reĀ just wildly unfair to the competition.

CLASSIC CORBEAUSĀ (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2015)

  • Buried Treasure ā€“Ā Fallen Angels
  • You TriedĀ ā€“Ā Magneto (New Mutants)
  • Jack Kirby Award for Best Intersection of Weird and Epic in a Single Character DesignĀ ā€“Ā Walter Simonson (Archangel,Ā X-Factor)
  • Improbably Endearing Moppet ā€“ Franklin Richards
  • High Bar Award ā€“ Bill Sienkiewicz (New Mutants)
  • Most Heroic Hair ā€“ Alan Davis
  • Most Organized Supervillain ā€“ Cameron Hodge

Finally, FINALLY, it is our great pleasure to congratulateĀ Lauren Evelyn, the winner of the 2014 Corbeau Coloring Contest and the official Listener Corbeau for thisĀ super rad collage:

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The runners-up were really splendid–we’re super impressed with how many of them involved physical media–so we’ve collected them in the gallery below. Thank you, so much, to everyone who entered–and to all of you, for once again being the (official!) best listeners of any podcast, ever!

As Mentioned in Episode 87 – It’s Always Darkest…

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As Mentioned in Episode 84 – The Fourth Horseman

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As Mentioned in Episode 75 – By Their Deeds You Shall Know Them

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54 – Who You Gonna Call? (feat. Elle Collins)

Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 5/3/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.
Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 5/3/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.

In which the X-Men get their third ongoing series; Elle drops in to x-plain the Defenders; the band gets back together; rich people are not like the rest of us; Cyclops is in desperate need of some kind of intervention; and X-Factor is basically Ghostbusters.

X-PLAINED:

  • Cameron Hodge
  • The fairly spectacular secret origins of X-Factor
  • The Champions
  • The New Defenders
  • The evolution of Hank McCoy
  • X-Factor #1
  • The death throes of Scott and Madelyneā€™s marriage
  • Rusty Collins
  • A really bad first date
  • The increasingly dubious life choices of Scott Summers
  • The worst job interview
  • Sushi-a-Go-Go
  • How not to have an intervention
  • X-Factor
  • The X-Terminators
  • The Phoenix Force on Earth-811 (and its relationship to Rachel Summers)

NEXT WEEK: The Beyonder ruins everything. Again.


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As Mentioned in Episode 70 – Forget It, Jake; It’s X-Factor

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LINKS, LINKS, LINKS!

  • Did you know there’s a ton of cool stuff to read and see at rachelandmiles.com? Obviously you do, since you’re already here.
  • David Wynne is the rad dude behindĀ the illustrations you see at the top of every episode!
  • We have a Redbubble shop, where you can exchange money for all sorts of snazzy stuff, including a new, limited-run shirt every month
  • …and if buttons are your bag, you can get those over at Strange Tomorrow!
  • While we’re being mercenary, you might as well go follow us on Twitter and Tumblr.

 

 

70 – Forget It, Jake; It’s X-Factor

Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 8/23/2015 in the shop (also pencils skirts, ā€˜cause, why the hell not?) or contact David for the original.
Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 8/23/2015 in the shop (also pencils skirts, ā€˜cause, why the hell not?) or contact David for the original.

In which everything is terrible; miscommunication triangles are way more awkward than love triangles; Boom Boom is universally delightful; Miles has feelings about ā€˜80s fashion; Apocalypse is judging your band posters; X-Factor still hasnā€™t gotten the hang of doors; Cyclopsā€™s life continues to be an anxiety dream; the Twelve are better in foreshadowing than practice; and Angel dies as he lived: half-naked, at an airport.

X-PLAINED

  • The evolution of Angel
  • Cold opens
  • rachelandmiles.com
  • X-Factor so far
  • X-Factor #12-15
  • A miscommunication triangle
  • Boom Boom (Tabitha Smith)
  • Rachelā€™s Marc Silvestri causality loop
  • Boom Boom vs. Jubilee
  • Cameron disambiguation
  • Famine
  • Master Mold (more) (again)
  • The Twelve
  • Tanya Trask
  • Caliban

NEXT WEEK: Technoorganic blues!


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As Mentioned In Episode 54 – Who You Gonna Call? (feat. Elle Collins)

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