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290 – The Obvious, the Silly, and the True

April 5, 2020 Jay 9 comments

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In which it’s kind of a relief to be talking about a fictional apocalypse right now; Joe Madureira defines the look of the mid-late 1990s; Sunfire is less cheesecake than crepes Suzette; it all comes back to capes; Wild Child is more than he seems; Holocaust sucks about as much as you’d expect of someone who picked that code name; Jay has surprisingly strong feelings about Morph; Miles is all about judging some babies; resistance is fundamental to the X-Men’s identity within a superhero-universe paradigm; nobody deserves to be quarantined with Quentin Quire; and our two-week lead is making proofing these podcasts an increasingly surreal experience.

X-PLAINED:

Several things Blink might have done but did not.
The status quo as of mid-March, 2020
Earth-295 (more) (again)
Astonishing X-Men #1-4
Our coverage of the core Age of Apocalypse series
Age of Apocalypse as proof of concept
The best character design of Earth-295
Some guy named Rex
A lake of blood which may or may not be figurative
Sabretooth’s last-ish stand
The revolutionary value of silliness
Jay’s favorite Orwell quote
The Infinite Processing Plant
DefCon Armageddon
A very cool fight scene
Catharsis
Mutants without the metaphor
Best and worst X-Men to be quarantined with

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As Mentioned in Episode 288 – Cape Citadel Remix

March 15, 2020 Jay One comment

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The brightness of this cover is so distinctive among the generally dark aesthetic of AoA. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

Scenic Wundagore Mountain. Don’t get too attached. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

It’s weird how functional their relationship is in this timeline. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

Dig those primary colors! (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

Ugh, THAT guy. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

“Also, we’re gonna divide you all up into guilds.” (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

Aw, kiddo. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

Ah, yes, the traditional horsemen of Death, War, Gideon, Candra, and Sabretooth. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

This guy is going to get immolated and then change his name to Holocaust, because he makes universally poor choices. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

Meanwhile on ao3… (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

I like how retro Apocalypse is at the beginning of Earth-295 his rise. (X-Men: Chronicles #1)

So, yeah, that’s Wolverine. (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND THE SHOULDERS (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

“Who has the least healthy boundaries?” (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

The X-Men’s presence is about 50/50 concern/ogling. (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

Nope. (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

How not to ask your crush out, starring Remy LeBeau, Disaster Bisexual. (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

Any time they have sex. every credit card in the mansion ends up demagnetized. (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

TFW canon sticks an OTP in your OT3. (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

Seriously, HOW? (X-Men: Chronicles #2)

NEXT EPISODE: Somehow, Summers family reunions get even worse.

288 – Cape Citadel Remix

March 15, 2020 Jay 20 comments

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In which Magneto is a drama llama in any universe (but a remarkably decent parent in at least one); the soap opera hits the Age of Apocalypse; Weapon X is a man made of red flags; Gambit has an OT3; the better man wins; some blanks are better left unfilled; and we would probably not fare too well on Earth-295.

X-PLAINED:

The other Magnus
Synchronicity
Earth-295 (more) (again)
X-Men Chronicles #1-2
Selective backstory
Magneto’s hair
Wundagore Mountain
Aesthetics of the Age of Apocalypse
The X-Men of Earth-295
Magneto’s pedagogy
More miscellaneous horsemen
Weapon X (Logan)
Cape Citadel, revisited
The death of the Scarlet Witch
Disaster Bisexual Gambit
Wolverine (but not that one)
Punks who may or may not also be scrimshanders
Emotionally well-adjusted Quicksilver
Further miracles of magnetism
The narrative power of evocation
Age of Somebody Else
Jay and Miles of Earth-295

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As Mentioned in Episode 287 – Welcome to the Age of Apocalypse

March 8, 2020 Jay 6 comments

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Peter Nguyen updated the show cover art for the glammest timeline!

Not your mama’s X-Men (unless she’s from Earth-295). (X-Men: Alpha)

Clearly in Earth-295 they didn’t reschedule this year’s ECCC. (X-Men: Alpha)

All-New, All-Glam! (X-Men: Alpha)

Ouch. (X-Men: Alpha)

Magneto’s edging awfully close to moppethood here. (X-Men: Alpha)

It’s been a rough timeline for Bishop. (X-Men: Alpha)

Meet the New Beast, somewhat different from the Old Beast. (X-Men: Alpha)

Still ABD, though. (X-Men: Alpha)

The hair is definitely better than the outfit. (X-Men: Alpha)

You absolutely have not. (X-Men: Alpha)

The Weimar Republic of Apocalypse. (X-Men: Alpha)

That’s not… y’know, never mind. (X-Men: Alpha)

WE HAVE QUESTIONS. (X-Men: Alpha)

Heh. “Truant officer of the damned.” (X-Men: Alpha)

His forearms are really weird, right? Or is that just me? (X-Men: Alpha)

The Human Council! (X-Men: Alpha)

Her hair is so good! (X-Men: Alpha)

I really want to edit this with all the most potentially embarrassing moments of Magneto’s 616 life. (X-Men: Alpha)

AND THAT’S WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE (X-Men: Alpha)

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LINKS & FURTHER UNIVERSES:

Guest X-Pert Logan Bonner DM’d our tabletop X-games in Giant-Size Special #2 and Giant-Size Special #4!

287 – Welcome to the Age of Apocalypse

March 8, 2020 Jay 29 comments

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In which we enter the Age of Apocalypse!

X-PLAINED:

One way to solve a problem
The story so far
Earth-295
X-Men: Alpha
Age of Apocalypse Collector’s Preview
What makes Age of Apocalypse a surprisingly good jumping-on point to the X-Men
The story so far
AoA vs. the Clone Saga
An Age of Apocalypse that might have been
AoA vs. Earth Askani
The X-Men of Earth-295
Fashion motifs
A dubious hairstyle
Facial tattoos
Wild Child
Blink (but a different Blink)
Morph
Character designs as storytelling
Baby Charles
Magic of magnetism
Dark Beast
The Prelates Summers
The Horsemen of Earth-295
The Bobby Newport of the Age of Apocalypse
Heaven
The Human Council
What’s coming
Characters we’d like to retroactively import to AoA
Tabletop X-Men

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Special thanks to Logan Bonner for the X-Men roleplaying assist!

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As Mentioned in Episode 241 – Conducive to Moral Subversion

March 31, 2019 Jay 8 comments

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Ouch. (X-Factor #93)

This plotline really never stops hurting. (X-Factor #93)

THE ARISTOCRATS! (X-Factor #93)

I see what you did, there. (X-Factor #93)

It is actually a pretty sharp costume once you take off all the goofy stuff. (X-Factor #93)

Hope you survive the experience! (X-Factor #93)

I feel like an evening with Lorna Dane would probably be really fun and also result in both of you being banned from several establishments. (X-Factor #94)

I’m trying to think of other hobbies for Quicksilver and generally failing. (X-Factor #94)

“Statement! One, love.” (X-Factor #95)

NOT A DISSERTATION, THOUGH (X-Factor #95)

It really never gets old. (X-Factor #95)

Yay! (X-Factor #95)

Aw, Rahne. (X-Factor #95)

Featuring the Increasingly Swoopy Hair of Alex Summers. (X-Factor #96)

AW, RAHNE. (X-Factor #96)

Someday we’re gonna have to X-Plain Haven, and I am dreading that day. (X-Factor #96)

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Learn more about the history of direct-action group Queer Nation!
This is the World Trade Center attack that Alex is likely referring to.

241 – Conducive to Moral Subversion

March 31, 2019 Jay 31 comments

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UPDATE: Jay initially linked to the wrong episode here. Link now leads to the actual Episode 241. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Dave is moving this week. We miss you, Dave!

In which Quicksilver wants you to know that he’s not cool; X-Factor gets a new government liaison; a danger room on a jet is a terrible idea; this team is bad at feelings; Forge is a pretty okay boss; and it remains exceptionally difficult to be Rahne Sinclair.

X-PLAINED:

Several deaths of Scott Summers
X-Factor #93-96
X-Factor (more) (again)
A somewhat tragic meeting
A costume and the response thereto
A very brief adventure
A political reference
Feelings
Art therapy with Quicksilver
Random (more) (again)
Mr. Dibbles
Havok’s hair
The new boss (as literally and idiomatically distinct from the old boss)
Some history
Haven (kind of)
Navigating mental health triggers in comics
The difference between isolation and quarantine

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As Mentioned in Episode 239 – Rap and Rumble (feat. Max Carleton)

March 18, 2019 Jay One comment

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Awkward Family Portraits: The Avengers Edition (Avengers #368)

Nick, no. (Avengers #368)

The Avengers were not always Marvel’s A-List team. (Avengers #368)

TFW your kid gets replaced by a shapeshifter and then explodes. (Avengers #368)

“Mr. Agent” BWAHAHAHAHA (Avengers #368)

Trolling Henry Peter Gyrich is the real superheroism. (Avengers #368)

“Just like Dracula would.” (Avengers #368)

Oh, hey, it’s the yelling disembodied head of Charles Xavier! (Avengers #368)

Everyone else is rushing into battle; and there’s Cap, just, like, “FORGET THIS I’M GONNA FIGHT THE SKY” (X-Men #26)

Good work, Mr. Agent. (X-Men #26)

Avengers West Coast #101

Hawkeye should enter every room this way. (Avengers West Coast #101)

Genosha: Still the Goddamn Worst. (Avengers West Coast #101)

Did they, though? I kind of suspect he named himself that. (Uncanny X-Men #307)

The cover IS the trading card. (Avengers #69)

1993 seems like a little late to have two yelling Xavier heads in one story, but you do you.(Avengers #69)

Well, he sure pontificates like Magneto. (Avengers #69)

And yet, he won’t be out for another decade and change. (Avengers #69)

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Max Carleton is an unmitigated delight! Here’s where you can check out more of his work:
- Read Max’s comics about comics at Waiting for the Trade!
- Follow him on Twitter!
- Hear Max and Tina dive into the weird and somewhat horrifying world of Once Upon a Time in Welcome to Storybrooke…
- …and find their secret podcast by supporting them on Patreon!
- Then come back and listen to Max and Jay talk about the wonders and horrors of the X-Men anime in our Episode 115 – So Many Teeth.
Life on the Infinite Farm, by Richard Evan Schwartz
Erdös Numbers
Aud Koch’s impressive take on Viv Vision’s family tree
Seriously, Marvel, give Aud all your mystical characters immediately.

239 – Rap and Rumble (feat. Max Carleton)

March 18, 2019 Jay 17 comments

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In which we enter the era of bomber jackets; the covers are the cards; Genosha remains neither green nor pleasant; the A is for “Avengers,” not “A-list”; Henry Peter Gyrich is the straightest of men; Cyclops sets an important precedent; Exodus is a huge jerk; we speculate about movies we have definitely not seen; Stephen Strange is not a qualified OBGYN; the Avengers are really weird even by our standards; and Max manages to connect two of Marvel’s most complicated family trees.

X-PLAINED:

One way to name babies
Blood Ties
Infinite bomber jackets
Avengers #368-369
X-Men #26
Avengers West Coast #101
Uncanny X-Men #307
Several very fancy covers
A shadow government, but not that kind of shadow government
Genosha (more) (again)
The Avengers, as of 1993
A special delegation
The Genoshan resistance
U.S. Agent
A time Cyclops told someone other than Dracula to follow their heart
The many belts of Nicholas Fury
Several members of the Maximoff family (more) (again)
Black Knight (Dane Whitman)
Sersi
A very drawn-out fight
Roy Thomas dialogue
The racist icing on the racist cake
Exodus (Bennet du Paris)
Diplomacy, kind of
Apolitical avenging
Magneto’s dream
A green and pleasant beverage
Yet another energy-dome-enclosed crisis
The giant, angry disembodied head of Charles Xavier
What is definitely the actual plot of the Purge movies
The surprisingly torrid private lives of the Maximoffs
Scarlet Witch and Vision’s kids
Master Pandemonium and his weird baby hands
Damian Hellstrom
How we’d handle Magneto’s family in modern Marvel
Robopaternity
A possible link between the Summers and Maximoff families

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As Mentioned in Episode 234 – Magnetic Feels

February 10, 2019 Jay Leave a comment

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