208 – The X-Patriots

 

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In which nobody wears the pants in the X-Plain family; Havok is a remarkably okay boss; Polaris may want to find a new doctor; Quicksilver has no time for your nonsense; we are very conditionally okay with resurrections; and if you spoil Season 5 of Steven Universe for Miles, we will never ever ever forgive you.

X-PLAINED:

  • Jay & Miles at FlameCon
  • Advantages of recording remotely
  • X-Factor #81-83
  • What Genosha’s been up to
  • Prodigal
  • An impassioned speech
  • An unfortunate accident
  • Yet another return(ish) of Sauron
  • Chain of command
  • Lukas
  • Pirouette
  • Yet another justification for the name of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
  • Phantazia (again)
  • Immovable vs. unstoppable
  • What you do on a boat
  • Taylor
  • When Havok still cared
  • “The Mutant Rap”
  • Adventures in New York
  • How to bond with Quicksilver
  • An angry mob
  • A derailed storyline
  • The ignominious death of Rick Chalker
  • Our opinions on the revolving door of death
  • X-Men vs. electronics
  • Superheroes from the Balkans
  • Theoretical X-Men and Steven Universe team-ups

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16 comments

  1. Joe says:

    While not a hero, Dracula is from Romania. And Greece is sometimes counted as part of the Balkans, so there’s Hercules too.

  2. Icon_UK says:

    To make Miles happy, may I suggest that the possibility that Phantazia gets her legs back when she’s knocked out or loses concentration, and her floating intangible-ish form is her powered up form?

    Taylor’s powers seem at least vaguely reminiscent of Larry Bodine’s, so clearly “light sculpting” is NOT a power to have if you wish to lead a happy life in the MU.

  3. Robin Ell says:

    Oh man. The two most important fictional points of identification in my life intersecting in this episode is pretty much everything. Between growing up reading X-Men and having that be a major point of representation, and the show about a queer femme kid and the women he aspires to be (that my deadname is Steven makes each episode the best kind of therapy)… Yeah, I feel every bit of this so hard. And re: Lars – Yes. Absolutely. 100%, the best pairing ever.

  4. John Evans says:

    How much effort would have to go into stopping Logan from sidekick-adopting Connie Maheswaran?

    • Devin says:

      I also could see Connie helping out New Mutants-era Doug and teaching him how to be good at combat despite not having combat-based powers. They’d totally bond over the need to feel helpful and also their experiences with fusion.

  5. Devin says:

    Re: Death being published

    I recommend Denton Little’s Death Day by Lance Rubin, which definitely deals with what the world would be like if you knew your death day your entire life. (Its women characters need some work, but I will say that the author improves in the second book and also is much more explicitly feminist, so I think he got some feedback and grew.)

    Also (while it’s only a world with 24 hour notice), They Both Die at the End is great. And a tearjerker. (and written by a queer POC)

    Re: “Evil”

    I think Mystique gives the parody explanation in her early 00s solo series. But in a way that, if I remember correctly, kinda leans actually more towards the Richard III logic. Like, parodic over-performance. Like, “You think mutants are evil? Fine! We’re SO evil! Let’s blow shit up!”

    re: SU

    Yay! Thanks for answering this! And making it so darn delightful! I now would also love to see Miles cosplay as flashback Greg at some point….

    After asking this question, I realized that – no matter what else – there’s probably some weird side adventure going on with Doop and Onion.

  6. Tetra says:

    Being an evil mutant ironically is still being an evil mutant.

    • Voord 99 says:

      These comics needed a moment when Toad says, “No, you don’t understand. It’s the Brotherhood of quote Evil unquote Mutants. It’s all about the punctuation.”

      But, to be fair, I can sort of see Silver Age Magneto going, “‘Evil’ and ‘brotherhood’ are an oxymoron! The superior beings will recognize my sustained Socratic irony! Only the fools will fail to do so – – – and so reveal themselves to be fools!!!”

      And then Mastermind or whoever says, “Umm, but is it really an oxymoron? Can’t there be brotherhoods that aren’t very nice? Like, umm, biker gangs or the mob or something like that?”

      And Magneto goes, “Silence!!! No-one may contest the Master of Magnetism’s mastery of figurative language!!!”

  7. Mike Murdock says:

    Miles, regarding your story idea of the character reading that they’re going to die and then there’s the countdown while they try to avoid it: That feels like the perfect Gwenpool story. Maybe “The Night Gwen Poole died?”

  8. Icon_UK says:

    Witches on the Disvworld get advanced warning about exactly when they will die, which as the author notes, explains a LOT about witches.

    Some get more warning than others, some may get only a day, but it’s enough to put their affairs in order.

  9. Mark says:

    My daughter nods appreciatively at the Steven Universe/X-Men ideas, and suggests:

    Steven with Warlock — because of the Centipeetle episode where Steven played the Doug Ramsey role opposite a non-English-speaking alien?

    Also Steven with Corsair and the Starjammers — because space pirates

    And during the entire sequence she kept interrupting to ask, “When are they going to say Rose Quartz and Professor X?” — b/c of the whole controlling absentee leader thing and also [SPOILER]

  10. Icon_UK says:

    “Prodigal” is a very odd name for that chap to have chosen.

    “The prodigal son” is the one who left home to live a hedonistic, selfish, life of excess, only to go flat broke and have to return home to seek forgiveness, and the chap here seems to be the exact opposite of that.

    Or was he just trying to show the “Brotherhood of Evil Mutants” that he could use sarcastic naming conventions too.

    Oh, and I loved the Ren and Stimpy t-shirt gag (though I never warmed to the cartoon).

    It makes me think of a bit of business in the Legion of Superheroes when Triad (aka Triplicate Girl, who has the awe-inspiring power to turn from one ordinary teenager into THREE ordinary teenagers) splits whilst wearing a red white and blue swimsuit and each of the three ends up in a different colour, with the style suiting their differening personalities.

    The Extrovert third gets a red bikini, the Introvert third gets a demure one-piece white number and the remaining Balanced third is left with a fairly ordinary blue swimsuit.

    I love sci-fi costume weirdness like that.

    • Devin says:

      It might be an American thing, but a lot of people misuse Prodigal to mean “person who has been away for a while and now is coming home.” They ignore that prodigal means wasteful and instead merely take the homecoming part of the story.

  11. David M says:

    This is one of those times when I think everyone else must understand a rule of cool that I don’t, but when has that stopped me? The M’Kraan Crystal is a very large, very powerful pink crystal. That crossover has been inside the X-Men all along.

  12. TheSam says:

    Secret Wars II wins out over the X-Cutioner’s Song because Secret Wars II gave us Boom Boom, while the X-Cutioner’s Song brought the Legacy Virus.

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